I think this'll be a good chance for everyone to learn so they don't go Z-hunting unprepared.
*UPDATE*
I'm sad and very ashamed to say that I have not been on this awesome, zombie-destroying site for about two years and I'm very glad y'all kept this thread going. I want MORE. I want you Z-Hunters to get ridiculous! Thank you guys for being good sports. And remember: NO FIRE!
Yes, the DO work on people! BELIEVE ME, I'm not that good of a ladies man! but I'm pretty sure this list could be useful, they could all be used as a distraction method against the undead... hmmm.....
two things, a toothpick with one of those little hotdogs on the end of it. and a stapler, in theory the stapler is a excelent melee weapon. no kicks, no cleaning and a nearly unlimited supply of ammo.....if your at home depot or something. but if you crack it over a zombies noggin, it'll look at you with its undead semi retarded gaze and say in a normal tone "....you fricken retarded".