I think this'll be a good chance for everyone to learn so they don't go Z-hunting unprepared.

*UPDATE*
I'm sad and very ashamed to say that I have not been on this awesome, zombie-destroying site for about two years and I'm very glad y'all kept this thread going. I want MORE. I want you Z-Hunters to get ridiculous! Thank you guys for being good sports. And remember: NO FIRE!

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Yeah I don't think Mustache rides would be a particularily effective weapon against the undead HAHAHHAHA
This is either the best weapon or the worst weapon...


Duct tape to the mouth beacuse silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
A monkey with a gun.
Useless beasts...never hit what they are aiming at and constantly distracted by bannas.
A mechanical log splitter is pretty useless as well. Effective only if you can get the zed to stick their head between the anvil and the maul. Then they are really effective.
Wood Chippers. Effective but atomize zombie blood into the air in an amazing splatter. Highly contagious.
Anvils, safes and grand pianos conveniently hung from a pully off the side of a seven story building. Only effective if the zombie stands on that red X you painted on the street. Perhaps with a small sign pointing to a bowl that says "Zomby Fewd"
A unicorn- Great! That horn is amazing for de-braining a zombie, but the second you lose your virginity, they run off. I'm guessing that quite a few of you would still be able to use one though.
A three year old with a gun- See "Monkey with a gun"
Gwyd
wait, three year olds can be distracted by bananas?! WTF did i have to buy those toys for?! babysitting's gonna alot easier for me now...
lmfao
any type of lingerie.
Humor.
Worst weapon?

Definitely a firm hand-shake.
more worst weapons from me...

a butter knife.
a phone
an em-(long pause)-a helmet
the flat side of a sword
the new PS2 model

and

(if anyone is paying attention)


the XBox 360 or PS3
*GASP* A PS3?!! Blasphemy!
Lol an xbox 360. Thatd be teh best weapon lol you could throw it at their heads after its broken.
but at what price??!!! X-Box 360:HALO(1-3) PS3:Resistance(1&2)
...just too much of a sacrifice...

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