I think this'll be a good chance for everyone to learn so they don't go Z-hunting unprepared.

*UPDATE*
I'm sad and very ashamed to say that I have not been on this awesome, zombie-destroying site for about two years and I'm very glad y'all kept this thread going. I want MORE. I want you Z-Hunters to get ridiculous! Thank you guys for being good sports. And remember: NO FIRE!

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a wiffle bat is the worst hands down
loose change and rubberbands best weapon trap the zombies in a room full of lie kids itll drive out of their mind
Worst weapon? Ok, pepper spray, throw pillows, hive of angry bees?
grenades=dont use this if your not good at timing or your not accurate, you might miss and blow your own body...but it is good if there are many like 10 zombies that are close together.

Knife=they can't kill zombies immediately,they just slices the skin... and if you aim it to the head... you might get bitten...

chainsaw=its bad if it doesn't work properly....cause it takes time to fix it...you may get bitten if your not fast enough... and it is good if you know how to use it....but extremely bad if your in a narrow place(you can't swing properly the chainsaw)

rocket launcher=its good if your endurance is high and if the zombies are close together... but it is bad if your weak... cause the rocket launcher might slow you down... cause it is heavy... you might be bitten or eaten alive.... bad at close combat... dont fire if your too near at the zombie...

thats all I know... ^^
weapons like sprays, pillows, lamps,(anything that is a furniture, accessories found at homes,and anything that is harmless to zombies nor to humans,

dont use your bare hands, or foot and anything in your body,(but you can throw your own acid to them...joke^^)
a few choices
1. load your gun, cock it back, aim, then throw at its head
2. a hug
3. one of those foam swimming noodles
4. puppies are always fun but you need alot
5. if you run out of puppies try babies and or small children followed by there parents you dont need them screaming at you and attracting more zombies now do yah.
6. a zombies jaw, just reach in mouth, rip out, then beat to death.
Your dick, unless your me, shaq, or chuck norris. You will just get it bit off. I once decapitated a stiff that tried to bite off my wang but I looked at porn 12 minutes before and came.



It's head was found 12 foot ball fields away.
Any gardening tool with a wooden shaft is wasted after several serious swings at a rot.
I'm just glad I was able 2 punch the broken parts through his eyesockets and crack his skull open.
A tennis racket and a bad elbow.
Fruits......, in general.
not the people, the food
toe nail clippers
worst weapon hmmm....? twislers and posters.

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