What's the WORST weapon against the Undead Horde?

I think this'll be a good chance for everyone to learn so they don't go Z-hunting unprepared.

*UPDATE*
I'm sad and very ashamed to say that I have not been on this awesome, zombie-destroying site for about two years and I'm very glad y'all kept this thread going. I want MORE. I want you Z-Hunters to get ridiculous! Thank you guys for being good sports. And remember: NO FIRE!

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Permalink Reply by Chemicalism on October 11, 2008 at 11:34pm
A teddybear on a stick doesn't seem like a very good idea to me.
Permalink Reply by Ap0x on October 14, 2008 at 9:34pm
or a jalapeno on a stick.
Permalink Reply by SLAYER on October 13, 2008 at 6:05pm
Top Five Weapons not to use against the undead horde:

5: Love, contrary to what my psycho ex-girlfriend thinks, she will never be able to "Love something to death!" Even if you follow it around for 6 months, leaving little cute notes on it's car, call it's phone at all hours of the night, and break into it's house while it's gone and make an adult video of yourself on it's bed. I've still got the tape, Sarah!
4: A Large Fish, or a small fish for that matter. You may be able to cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest with a herring, but they don't work so well against zombies. Ni!
3: An ink pen, this is one situation where the pen is NOT mightier than the sword. DONT. EVEN. TRY.
2: Two Words; TICKLE FIGHT! No, no, and no again.
1: The experts agree, the absolute worst weapon against the zombies is; as Zombie Exterminator said, YOUR FACE. You may be able to end a simple street fight with a well placed head-butt, but a zombie would just open it's mouth as you swung your head it's way. You'd be doing his work for him. Once again. DON'T. EVEN. TRY.
Permalink Reply by Ap0x on October 14, 2008 at 9:36pm
there is a thing called a restraining order
Permalink Reply by Danny C on October 16, 2008 at 9:03am
A soda straw, a cat, a weak wooden stick or a belt buckle.
Permalink Reply by ZEMA117 on October 16, 2008 at 9:57am
how about...STDs?
anyone..?
aids people lol
Permalink Reply by Shadowkill117 on October 16, 2008 at 3:29pm
a wiffle bat is the worst hands down
Permalink Reply by josh on October 16, 2008 at 4:57pm
loose change and rubberbands best weapon trap the zombies in a room full of lie kids itll drive out of their mind
Permalink Reply by Christieocalypse on October 16, 2008 at 8:45pm
Worst weapon? Ok, pepper spray, throw pillows, hive of angry bees?
Permalink Reply by bryan on October 24, 2008 at 3:48am
grenades=dont use this if your not good at timing or your not accurate, you might miss and blow your own body...but it is good if there are many like 10 zombies that are close together.

Knife=they can't kill zombies immediately,they just slices the skin... and if you aim it to the head... you might get bitten...

chainsaw=its bad if it doesn't work properly....cause it takes time to fix it...you may get bitten if your not fast enough... and it is good if you know how to use it....but extremely bad if your in a narrow place(you can't swing properly the chainsaw)

rocket launcher=its good if your endurance is high and if the zombies are close together... but it is bad if your weak... cause the rocket launcher might slow you down... cause it is heavy... you might be bitten or eaten alive.... bad at close combat... dont fire if your too near at the zombie...

thats all I know... ^^
Permalink Reply by bryan on October 24, 2008 at 3:54am
weapons like sprays, pillows, lamps,(anything that is a furniture, accessories found at homes,and anything that is harmless to zombies nor to humans,

dont use your bare hands, or foot and anything in your body,(but you can throw your own acid to them...joke^^)
Permalink Reply by Awaiting the Hoards of the Undead on October 24, 2008 at 6:32am
a few choices
1. load your gun, cock it back, aim, then throw at its head
2. a hug
3. one of those foam swimming noodles
4. puppies are always fun but you need alot
5. if you run out of puppies try babies and or small children followed by there parents you dont need them screaming at you and attracting more zombies now do yah.
6. a zombies jaw, just reach in mouth, rip out, then beat to death.

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