What's the WORST weapon against the Undead Horde?

I think this'll be a good chance for everyone to learn so they don't go Z-hunting unprepared.

*UPDATE*
I'm sad and very ashamed to say that I have not been on this awesome, zombie-destroying site for about two years and I'm very glad y'all kept this thread going. I want MORE. I want you Z-Hunters to get ridiculous! Thank you guys for being good sports. And remember: NO FIRE!

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Permalink Reply by Tom Snell on July 13, 2009 at 3:45am
A single, slightly mouldy raison would be a terible weapon.
Permalink Reply by josh smith on July 14, 2009 at 6:11pm
A needle in a hay stack
Permalink Reply by Ryan Fox on July 17, 2009 at 12:32pm
Another serious bad weapon would be if you have a large amount of remorse or feeling over the fact that your killing what used to be your fellow man. Well sorry bud, that's not your aunt Flo any more.

There's been alot of hilarious one and some that shouldn't have been said. Also, I know it would be unreasonable to have you read every post, but I've seen ideas repeted 5 or more times on here. If you read at least the last 2-3 pages this would help to get newer ideas in. repetition isn't funny forever.
Permalink Reply by Claudia on July 17, 2009 at 5:30pm
Food :D
Permalink Reply by Hexx on July 17, 2009 at 5:34pm
Pillows...
Permalink Reply by JJ on July 17, 2009 at 6:43pm
A flip flop....seriously tho, anything that allows blood to quickly trickle down to your hands, you can screw the pooch by mistakenly wiping your eye or something.
Permalink Reply by Nick S. on July 19, 2009 at 5:51pm
spit balls
an ice cream sandwich
a baby
sudoku
a trash bag
warm milk
your mouth
a flashlight
2 ice cream sandwiches
your dreams!
Permalink Reply by chris-barstow on July 19, 2009 at 6:35pm
Hey, I think a baby is a good weapon it makes noise and the zombie will want to eat easier.
Permalink Reply by Tommy Todd on July 19, 2009 at 7:33pm
Permalink Reply by D69 XRK on July 21, 2009 at 4:59am
Never attack a Zombie with your genitals.
Permalink Reply by Melvin "Chems" Nivlem on July 29, 2009 at 10:02pm
hahaha OHMAHLAWD IT HAD TO BE SAID xD
Permalink Reply by Melvin "Chems" Nivlem on July 29, 2009 at 10:04pm
rabid pika

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