What's the WORST weapon against the Undead Horde?

I think this'll be a good chance for everyone to learn so they don't go Z-hunting unprepared.

*UPDATE*
I'm sad and very ashamed to say that I have not been on this awesome, zombie-destroying site for about two years and I'm very glad y'all kept this thread going. I want MORE. I want you Z-Hunters to get ridiculous! Thank you guys for being good sports. And remember: NO FIRE!

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Permalink Reply by Sabah Love on January 9, 2010 at 8:38pm
LMAO ....
Permalink Reply by The Fox on August 22, 2008 at 10:57am
Worst weapon? There was this one time that the only things i had to defend myself with was a bar of soap and a rubber duck. Now I use wet rags to bathe when on the run.
Permalink Reply by insanefreak on August 22, 2008 at 11:48am
your bare hands because if a zombie gets close enough that u have to use ur bare hands u are already as good as dead
Permalink Reply by shadowfax on August 22, 2008 at 2:13pm
wiffle ball bats,and waterguns(unless rigged to shoot acid)
Permalink Reply by Re-animate on August 22, 2008 at 2:14pm
I once fought off a few zombies with a cat... it worked for a sec then they ripped it in half and i realized that zombies are deffently dog lovers. oh yea and dont use your car keys unless you and the keys are in a car and your going about 90
Permalink Reply by jedi on August 22, 2008 at 2:37pm
Panic.
Spit wads.
Rubber-bands.
Name calling.
Permalink Reply by Daniel on August 23, 2008 at 6:18pm
my own two 'knucks
Permalink Reply by hayden-bc on August 24, 2008 at 1:45am
actually i would have to say shakira albums
1. they suck
2. if you even hit a zombie it's still gonna get back up
3. just because it's a shakira album it will probably come back and hit you instead lol
Permalink Reply by Jeff Sorgenfrei on August 24, 2008 at 5:54am
Cyber bullying. Definitely sux as a weapon.
Permalink Reply by Wolfe4086 on August 24, 2008 at 6:59pm
A Costco size can of baked beans and a lighter.
Permalink Reply by Ap0x on August 24, 2008 at 7:59pm
a carrot
Permalink Reply by josh on August 26, 2008 at 3:08pm
bad choice of weapon would be hillary clinton unless you through her at theam and you wouldnt want bill clinton helping yea he would be tring to get a blow job from theam

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