I think this'll be a good chance for everyone to learn so they don't go Z-hunting unprepared.
*UPDATE*
I'm sad and very ashamed to say that I have not been on this awesome, zombie-destroying site for about two years and I'm very glad y'all kept this thread going. I want MORE. I want you Z-Hunters to get ridiculous! Thank you guys for being good sports. And remember: NO FIRE!
pencils glass shards dildos your fists hacked off arms lunch trays small dogs molotavs they spread fire and near cars your screwed forks car keys tires boxes tazers mase doors chunks of concrete spears dancing air soft guns rubber bands chairs desks light bulds and my favorite pie
A flaccid penis. I've tried it, it sucks. Sucks DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.