I think this'll be a good chance for everyone to learn so they don't go Z-hunting unprepared.

*UPDATE*
I'm sad and very ashamed to say that I have not been on this awesome, zombie-destroying site for about two years and I'm very glad y'all kept this thread going. I want MORE. I want you Z-Hunters to get ridiculous! Thank you guys for being good sports. And remember: NO FIRE!

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Yes, the DO work on people! BELIEVE ME, I'm not that good of a ladies man! but I'm pretty sure this list could be useful, they could all be used as a distraction method against the undead... hmmm.....
evil glare
oh yes the dreaded wiffle ball bat haha
If it was toated, you'd probably burn your hands! It would also be the perfect topping for when the zombie bites!
a paintball gun and a bowl of Ramen Soup with crutons
Not if the soup was acid-y and the crutons were explosive!!
A paintball gun is a good choice you can color code your zombies.
two things, a toothpick with one of those little hotdogs on the end of it. and a stapler, in theory the stapler is a excelent melee weapon. no kicks, no cleaning and a nearly unlimited supply of ammo.....if your at home depot or something. but if you crack it over a zombies noggin, it'll look at you with its undead semi retarded gaze and say in a normal tone "....you fricken retarded".
I've thought about this topic and have come up with quite a few items that should never be used against undead foes.

a pair of flip-flops
a ham sandwich
soda cans
pillows
fine chinaware
an A/V cable
golf club
a piece of splintered bossel wood
a fish
CDs
I don't know about CD's, in "Shaun of the Dead", vinyl records seemed to work fine. CD's probably won't have the distance of a record, but if it's thrown properly, it can cause some damage............. Only a little though...
what if its a really big fish
a/v cable to tie the zombies mouth/ hands/legs, then eat the ham sandwich(not really necessary), then stab wood or golf club into eye!

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