What's the WORST weapon against the Undead Horde?

I think this'll be a good chance for everyone to learn so they don't go Z-hunting unprepared.

*UPDATE*
I'm sad and very ashamed to say that I have not been on this awesome, zombie-destroying site for about two years and I'm very glad y'all kept this thread going. I want MORE. I want you Z-Hunters to get ridiculous! Thank you guys for being good sports. And remember: NO FIRE!

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Permalink Reply by Laz on August 28, 2008 at 8:51am
I'm going to go with Ice Cream.
Permalink Reply by Laz on August 28, 2008 at 1:38pm
.....I'm going to go with a wet slice of bread, but with the middle cut out.

Permalink Reply by Ashley on August 28, 2008 at 2:56pm
fire.
and brass knuckels
Permalink Reply by Wolfe4086 on August 28, 2008 at 4:59pm
Can I have 10,000 marbles please?
Permalink Reply by The Bruin on September 18, 2008 at 1:48pm
The worst? Great Topic!

My vote, a toilet seat...
Permalink Reply by North on September 19, 2008 at 7:20am
Your arms/hands even though you want to twist their necks and break their heads off they can bite you assholes -_-
Permalink Reply by jalds on September 27, 2008 at 11:10am
Your penis, can you say worst death ever?

or using your breasts as weapons, ow.
Permalink Reply by Ozzfjard on September 29, 2008 at 4:18pm
Harsh language.

The undead have no self esteem.
Permalink Reply by Nick Thompson on September 29, 2008 at 4:53pm
A soccer ball. I tried i just got a face full of soccer ball.
Permalink Reply by Captain Max on October 2, 2008 at 1:15pm
Film: Aliens
Character: Frost
"Man? What we supposed to use?? Harsh Language??"

I'll go with that. :-)
Permalink Reply by Neill on October 11, 2008 at 7:22am
1. 6 shaved hamsters and a jar of honey.
2. A leaf
3. A Disapproving Look
4. Toast
5. Buttered Toast (it's more soggy and therefore less strong)
6. A Camels Hump (if you have one)
7. Willpower
Permalink Reply by Venomous_Soul on October 11, 2008 at 5:50pm
I'd have to say a long floppy Dildo

Or a shit load of bouncy balls

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