What's the WORST weapon against the Undead Horde?

I think this'll be a good chance for everyone to learn so they don't go Z-hunting unprepared.

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Permalink Reply by Reaper on March 9, 2009 at 12:39pm
Chainsaw=bad, need fuel, +heavy and loud

heavy machine gun=bad, slow reload, heavy, not accurate, better to have an accurate pistol

got that from the zombie survival guide
Permalink Reply by Ayeh on March 10, 2009 at 3:44pm
I think the worst weapon against a zombie is love.
Permalink Reply by Trey_Ashton on March 14, 2009 at 11:44pm
*Learned from Dead Rising :p

*Your spit
*A water gun
*An over-sized Teddy Bear
Records
*A Toy Sword
*Bottle of Cooking oil (Albeit, its hilarious to watch them walk over it, stumble and fall
*A wire hangar
*A painting
*Any kind of over-sized display item
Nerf Guns

Thats all for now, I'll think up MORE useless weapons later
Permalink Reply by Dr. Zed on March 17, 2009 at 5:12pm
no question. lol.


also, don't forget dishes, CDs, and giant makeup props. and magazines. oh, and ketchup. and hunks of meat.
Permalink Reply by Aiden on March 17, 2009 at 5:45pm
The worst weapon for fighting a horde? Hmmmm... How about releasing your very own (un)trained pet attack zombie at them? Or if you were surrounded and you'd forgotten to bring rex with you you could always pick up a wild zombie by it's legs and spin it around in a circle sending the rest of them toppling everywhere. Theoretically I reckon you could hold a horde off for about 30 seconds before you got really tired and the zombies just killed you. Strangely satisfying though.
Permalink Reply by Cameron J. Moore on March 27, 2009 at 11:30pm
The Nerf gun! It does nothing!
Permalink Reply by Caity Cat on March 28, 2009 at 10:44pm
airzookas would be useless, at least you can shoot something with the Nerf gun
Permalink Reply by La Muerte Fin on March 28, 2009 at 11:45pm
I always figured that a healthy "acceptable weapon" if their is such a thing in this kind fo situation, would be something along the lines of crow bar etc.

As for something NOT to use, I would not suggest using plastic bags. Although most likely entertainng to watch, and zombie with a plastic bag over its mouth will not be detered.

That is all........
Permalink Reply by josh smith on March 29, 2009 at 6:11pm
how about the key board from my computer i think that would break over someones head or a plastic milk jug a mesh bag a sock wouldn't work to well either
Permalink Reply by La Muerte Fin on March 31, 2009 at 7:50am
Now a sock with a load of rocks in it, that may work for a bit. But if your running for your life and you take the time to stop take your shoe off then yoru sock and find rocks to fill it with, well then your not in much danger at all are you?



That is all......
Permalink Reply by randall orry anderson on June 8, 2009 at 12:59am
i think the worst wepon to use agenst the undead would be a fat guys man boob or scrotem. my sister thinks that a fat guys master baiting hand would be the worst.
Permalink Reply by Bolo on July 12, 2009 at 1:05pm
A can of Ebola Virus.

Bloody useless!!

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