Whats your zombie kill of the week? (Zombieland themed) Be creative!

The dead are gonna kill you if you don't kill them first, so why not do it in style?

Whats your most exciting method of disposing of the non-living?

Explosive? Sharp? Funny? Silent? Loud? Heavy?

 

The winner will win bragging rights to say that they won the zombie kill of the week.

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Oh, no, he was upright, but aiming down, he wasn't comfortable, but it wasn't that bad either, he was also tied to a pole, I was just lowering him. But thanks, :D

I was walking along looking for supplies and survivors when a zombie leaped on me, as in LEAPED. I was too surprised to take out my gun so i had to go with the alternative.

 

I grabbed that beeyotch's Head and slammed it on the pavement, i got up, but wasn't finished yet, i punched it about 15 times, he was starting to look like a real mess so i threw him and picked him up and slammed him on the road again and again, i picked up a nailboard and slammed it on his skull, then i saw another zombie, but i only grinned, he growled and ran towards me.

 

He never got the chance, using a wooden plank i smacked it on his face, nothing much but if it were still human that would have hurt. But anyway, it was MY turn. i broke the plank in half and pushed it through his chest, then punched my fist again and again through his head until there was nothing but a huge red mush crap on the road. 

 

If you see any horribly butchered zombies on a road one day, that might've been those guys.

 

:D

 

 

violent, but funny.

Hope you had some goggles and kept your mouth closed through that attack... wouldn't want any of that zombie mush ending up in your eyes or mouth... 

 

lol..

 

 

Agreed.
Eh, i had some. But that didnt stop my clothes from being bloody stained. Any idea where to get one of those anti-zombie brain shirts?
Umm, you can make some, just spray your shirt with lamenate for paintings and such so that your shirt becomes glossy, then the blood just beads up and rolls off. Happy hunting :D
i kept my mouth shut. And just went to work, got my clothes stained again, lol.
Attention, contest will be over june 22, winner will receive bragging rights to say that they had the zombie kill of the week!
I watched La Horde last night, french zombie come 28 days later style movie! (Awesome by the way) anyhoo so there was an awesome kill in the movie... it was just so cool to watch and funny as F**k!  Female cop vs female zombie/rage thingmajig,,,  she beat the living or unliving shit out of her i mean no holds bar viny jones in lock stock style beating it was like OMG !!   and after slamming her head in a cupboard a ridiculous number of times she then kicked the shit out of her some more, smashed her head in with what i think was a pyrex dish of some kind smashed her a few times with that and then finished it off by throwing a whole refrigerator on her ass!!  HAHAHAHHA That my friends was my zombie kill of the week to watch!  if you aint seen the film do so!
Will do!

Sorry guys for the late reply, i was off surviving and stuff. Anyways, the winner is...drum roll please!

 

Claire! For her funny and imaginative zombie disposal method! 

Congrats, you just one the zombie kill of the week!  

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