?Who would survive longer?

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Permalink Reply by FRANK ® Classic on March 12, 2009 at 10:59pm

F*** 'em all. Bruce Campbell would be the only one left.

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Permalink Reply by Shotgun+zombie=survival on March 13, 2009 at 3:36am

how dare you! lol ill have you know chuck norris shits panthers and the boogie man checks his closet for chuck norris every night.


Never bring a car to a chuck norris fight. lol

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Permalink Reply by Shotgun+zombie=survival on March 14, 2009 at 5:10pm

I'm going to start a new discussion on who would be the most bad ass zombie killing group movie cinema has ever seen. lol make sure you post.

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Permalink Reply by Suigeneris on March 14, 2009 at 8:49pm

Interesting question. Norris would go ape straight out of the box. Seagal on the other hand would need to mix it up a bit before getting up to speed. And Van Damme would need to lose someone close to him before he could get into conquer mode. So that leads to who would die first and last? Based on their acting I believe the Texas Ranger always went down early(then he revives and comes back but, as a zombie). Next would be Seagal most likely from his love of hand to hand resulting in a hand bite. And lastly but surely Van Damme would get it from biting a zombie back. He never was that smart!

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Permalink Reply by Dr. Zed on March 17, 2009 at 5:03pm

Chuck Norris, no question. You know, he actually died 10 years ago... the Grim Reaper's just too afraid to tell him.

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Permalink Reply by JB on March 20, 2009 at 6:35am

yeah, Chuck Norris would glare the zombie right out of you. I'm serious, I used to have this hair problem, but when I saw Chuck, he just looked at my folicles sternly and they all started growing. He caused them to straighten up. Can't say enough, he's got superpowers.

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Permalink Reply by The Bruin on March 24, 2009 at 11:58pm

Chuck is the clear winner here...

Jean-Claude is too french and Steven Segal is no longer the badass he was. Chuck on the other hand has survived the ages as the supreme authority from which all badassery springs...

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