Lol most definitely strippers and any italian grandma i could find. Reasoning behind this: Strippers obviously because I would get really bored with no one to "talk" too, plus they provide excellent entertainment.
The italian grandma, cause gosh darnit i love their cooking! plus they always pinch my cheeks and tell me how im such a nice boy.
Lastly I would save any and all people that ever doubted me and my plan for survival against a zombie apocalypse. Only because I never get tired of hearing that i was right and I love saying " i told you so."