Why do YOU loves zombies?
I have my reasons for loving zombies. its what makes me watch zombie movies than go wandering the streets late at night and watching a drunk person stumbling towards you and wondering what if? It's my love of a great zombie dream that scares me more than any hollywood movie ever can. I wanna know why you love zombies.
Man my dreams are so detailed and vivid its better than any Hollywood produced movie, crazy thing is it keeps getting better the more I discuss and learn about others peoples fears and love for zombies. the last one I had went something like this...
I woke up and went to work at some high-tech genetic research lab. I went to talk to my boss who told me that last night some one broke into one of the labs and stole top secret materials’ and a cadaver. He told me that my all the security cameras and high-tech intrusion sensors were bypassed and that my security code was used to get into the lab. He told me I was fired and that the police will be called to my house to get a sworn statement. So I went home and told my wife that I was fired and under investigation, she told me I was a loser and that she was getting a divorce, she even had me sign the papers right then and there. some time later in the dream I was in a bad drinking and getting loud, telling everybody she’s a BIT@H! just them the heavy set biker dude throws me out in to the ally behind the bar and I continue my rant about her well I see someone getting closer, thinking that they share my view I walk up to them and the zombie bites me. Of all the things I could think about at a time like that was, hey this guy looks familiar where have I see him before? Then it hit me who ever broke into the lab let loose this zombie to cover their tracks. I race home thinking that my wife can save me she’s a researcher at the lab and must know of some way to save me. I make it to my front door when I feel myself slipping further in to darkness, I swear to god I don’t wanna die, I cant die like this. Of course I die as disturbing as that maybe the dream continues. I see myself rise up and start banging on the door my wife opens it and starts yelling at me saying its too late, she doesn’t love me anymore, that she has already moved on. Just then I see my boss come out of the bedroom half dressed telling my wife the deal is done that the money will be in the bank account by the morning. I immediately bite the wife tearing a chunk of flesh out her throat silencing the death curling scream she lets out as she realizes I’m dead. Then charge my boss and I take a chunk out of him as well. Just then several police officer show up and shoot my wife and boss in the head and I see the barrel of a smoking gun pointed at me, just then I wake up.
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Permalink Reply by ALEX RUIZ on -
i DESPISE THOSE MOVIES, THERE'S NOTHING CUTE AND PRETTY ABOUT VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES!!!!!!!!
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Permalink Reply by JJ on -
I love zombies because (in no particular order):
1. They erase all illusion's of superiority
2. They coincide with my beliefs in that death is not an end
3. They are factual fiction/ fictitious fact
4. They can be used to parody whole societies
5. They eat people
6. I can look into any of your faces and see a potential zombie
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Permalink Reply by Jericho Syndrome on -
7. they make terrific target practice
8. nobody can make a Twilight movie with them
9. Call of Duty anyone?
10. i can make 20 more reasons to like them
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Permalink Reply by Jericho Syndrome on
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i will unfortunately remove rule 8 under the fact a new zombie style twilight movie is releasing on August 10th called Warm Bodies... http://collider.com/warm-bodies-image-nicholas-hoult-zombie/136429/
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Permalink Reply by PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR on -
Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Permalink Reply by Jericho Syndrome on
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yep a zombie eats the brains of a girls boyfriend and absorbs his memories and feelings...
and the zombies arch enemies are called boneys....no seriously they really are..
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Permalink Reply by PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR on
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No. NO. Nooooooooooooooo.
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Permalink Reply by Chaos Reaper on -
thats just depressing.... can we kill the creators?
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Permalink Reply by ALEX RUIZ on
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and destroy all evidence of that film ever being made... sorry Mr camera man yo know to much already.
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Permalink Reply by Chris May on -
In my opinion, zombies are the archetype villainous character. They remind us of the decay of human society and the degradation that we've all heaped onto ourselves. They represent the polar opposite of the "suburban American dream" (i.e. the banker in his $3,000 suit that's got his neighbor pinned on his front lawn, chewing on his face). The concept of zombies as a whole and what they represent is irony at its best, and I love them for it.
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