Why do YOU loves zombies?
I have my reasons for loving zombies. its what makes me watch zombie movies than go wandering the streets late at night and watching a drunk person stumbling towards you and wondering what if? It's my love of a great zombie dream that scares me more than any hollywood movie ever can. I wanna know why you love zombies.
Man my dreams are so detailed and vivid its better than any Hollywood produced movie, crazy thing is it keeps getting better the more I discuss and learn about others peoples fears and love for zombies. the last one I had went something like this...
I woke up and went to work at some high-tech genetic research lab. I went to talk to my boss who told me that last night some one broke into one of the labs and stole top secret materials’ and a cadaver. He told me that my all the security cameras and high-tech intrusion sensors were bypassed and that my security code was used to get into the lab. He told me I was fired and that the police will be called to my house to get a sworn statement. So I went home and told my wife that I was fired and under investigation, she told me I was a loser and that she was getting a divorce, she even had me sign the papers right then and there. some time later in the dream I was in a bad drinking and getting loud, telling everybody she’s a BIT@H! just them the heavy set biker dude throws me out in to the ally behind the bar and I continue my rant about her well I see someone getting closer, thinking that they share my view I walk up to them and the zombie bites me. Of all the things I could think about at a time like that was, hey this guy looks familiar where have I see him before? Then it hit me who ever broke into the lab let loose this zombie to cover their tracks. I race home thinking that my wife can save me she’s a researcher at the lab and must know of some way to save me. I make it to my front door when I feel myself slipping further in to darkness, I swear to god I don’t wanna die, I cant die like this. Of course I die as disturbing as that maybe the dream continues. I see myself rise up and start banging on the door my wife opens it and starts yelling at me saying its too late, she doesn’t love me anymore, that she has already moved on. Just then I see my boss come out of the bedroom half dressed telling my wife the deal is done that the money will be in the bank account by the morning. I immediately bite the wife tearing a chunk of flesh out her throat silencing the death curling scream she lets out as she realizes I’m dead. Then charge my boss and I take a chunk out of him as well. Just then several police officer show up and shoot my wife and boss in the head and I see the barrel of a smoking gun pointed at me, just then I wake up.
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Permalink Reply by Jake Burger on -
I saw that movie, was also a spoof of communist hating america with their guides and stuff, wasn't emo at all. Actually. it was kind of funny. You have to appreciate zombies a lot and post war other universes such as Fallout. Wasn't the typical zombie movie but was creative, and different.
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Permalink Reply by PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR on -
OK I googled emo. It showed a bunch of pictures of kids trying to look like BRATZ dolls.
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Permalink Reply by Ron Salter on -
Jake Burger "You have to appreciate zombies a lot and post war other universes such as Fallout."
WTF is Fallout?
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Permalink Reply by Jericho Syndrome on -
sorry Prime, Emo is OVER wimpy kids who think High School is there only life and they have failed it and try to dress like Gothic kids so they have an excuse to hide there shame in cutting themselves...perfectly normal...
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Permalink Reply by PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR on
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Yeah, Like I said, life size Bratz dolls.
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Permalink Reply by ALEX RUIZ on -
What is EMO? It's music that makes you want to kill yourself after listening to it, its so damn depressing.
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Permalink Reply by Ron Salter on
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1.I can shoot them and no one will arrest me nor will semi-famous super-models protest about my cruelty YAH!
2.They will wipe out all the politically correct limp wristed oxygen thieves running society into the ground.YAH!
3. They make me look attractive YAH!
4.Their existence would give me the chance to say "I told you so" to so many people YAH!
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Permalink Reply by Commander (Classified) on -
I knew a guy who rode my school bus, and he had the zombie survival guide for a book report. He let me read it, and I must say, it was some of the most intense reading I've ever done. I mean, I read it, and at first it didn't bother me, but then I thought, "Oh shit, this stuff could happen." I've never felt the same about zombies ever since.
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Permalink Reply by ALEX RUIZ on
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Love that book and World War Z, Max Brooks is one of my favorite authors.
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Permalink Reply by MicKe Quid Velazquez on -
Ummm i wouldnt say LOVE but i like them because its cool when they try to get you and you dont feel bad shooting or beating them till they cant move, why? because they are already dead!!!
Imagine your ex-girlfriend..... your retarded neighbor, your boss , the guy that always tries to make fun at you...
as zombies...
AWESOME kicking their asses, burn their infected faces!! you dont feel bad at all!!
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Permalink Reply by ALEX RUIZ on
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yeah i have to admit most of my zombies dreams include killing my retarded neighbor and my boss
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Permalink Reply by Revolver on -
the main reason why i love zombies so much is the terror effects and (of course) the sexy chicks involving in it.
As for the zombies, they're stinks and should fuckin' be severed and demolished !
God is dead everybody and no one cares !!! If there's a hell, i'll see you there !!!
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