If you were starving in the forest, hiding out from zombies and you stumbled upon a dead man...would you eat him?

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No

 

*facepalm

no i would not...because i have not ever been put in the situation where i would need to..

honestly they do find that Bark is more healthy than Human...even season salt wont make you Hannibal Lecter
Hehe...no.

Never eat road kill. get yourself a fresh one

 

No, not due to ethics but rather that is the best way to get yourself sick with all kinds of diseases.
if he was still warm with no bite marks lol (suicide jobby or heartattack) and the forest didn't provide any edible plant life HELL YEAH...  I'd carve him like it was thanksgiving!  to pass it up would be a stupid idea, especially if you didn't know when you're next meal might be...  Rule 1 in survival - Keep yourself strong - if you're that hungry you've not eaten in a while which means you're energy levels are low, morale is low, your concentration and coordination is on steep decline... you gotta EAT man otherwise your the one that will be on the menu!     

i would carry around "dead man" body parts like it was gourmet. Mmmm Jerky. And who knows maybe i can throw the body parts in different directions if i were being followed. Throw em off guard

Its like i do in my car, i keep donuts on my dashboard in case i ever get pulled over. That way i have something to offer in return while there writing me a ticket.

no

first i'd probably get food poisoning and die

second, human eating human- sounds like mad cow disease when cow eats cow. i'm not gonna try it and see what happens.

third, someone might think i'm a zombie and shoot me (could be a trap?)

a zombie who pulls out a carving knife and paring knife and businly gets to work carefully cutting off the good bits oh yeah and then cooks them before eating it...  I'm not suggesting you eat him RAW LMAO....  Cooked human could be kindda nice.. if the body is still limp and warm then he's not been dead long enough for any bacteria and if you cook him thoroughly then the chance of getting food poisoning is minimal.. you're more likely to get munched by zeds cos you're too weak to go anywhere cos you didn't eat him Lol
jeffery dahmer said that cooked human meat tasted sweet and was very tender when cooked. so eh

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