So your trapped, an overwhelming amount of zack is outside, you can't escape. What will be the last thing you do before going out guns a blazing?

Me? I'm an old soul so I'd find a chair a glass of scotch or any liquer available go to a window turn on my laptop play La Musica Notturna Delle Strade Di Madrid' No. 6 then I sit back light a cigar sip on my scotch smoke my cigar gaze out the window and think back to better times...ah I could do that now

Well maybe ya'll aren't as sentimental as myself but what's the thing you do before you check out?

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Take a good dump. I dun wanna die with poop in my shorts..
Cheers to that.
I'm gonna agree with the guy before me (".. On the other side") I'm not the type to "accept" so I'm going to be going out with a bang.
I would pray then go out guns a blazing with my shotgun (One of the best close combat weapons ever made).
The door would probably hold for a couple minutes, so while I wait, I would dance.

In this scenario, I plan on taking at least 10 Zombies with me.
reality-load the last two mags into my 1911s and wait for my final dance with the Z-boys

ideally-have one last farewell with my harem of victoria's secret models. like I said it is an ideal.
As another old soul I'd probably light a spliff, load my last round and as they burst thru the door blow my brains out just to piss them off cause us older people like to piss people off. :)
if there's a bottle of Jack D or Chivas... it would be great to get drunk one last time before you check out for good !
PS. if it's not too damn noisy, I would love to be accompanied by some great tunes from the Master of Reality album !
(I think I'm being a little bit sentimental when I get drunk .... hi..hi..hi...)
I ready up, check my ammo count and fall back to preset locations in my house and try to hold off the horde so that anyone else trapped with me might get away.
I've discussed this already with friends and its in my z-day plan

My fortress will have explosived dotted around, in the cieling, in the walls ect, wired up ina way that one explosion will set them ALL off, i'd light a cigar, down a bottle of scotch, i'd have a grenade belt as a bandolier with the pins conented by string, pull that so i have a few seconds sit at the front door and mow them down with the best gun i can until it runs out, or until i blow up, taking a fuckload of zombies with me with the explosions, gas canisters dotted arouind the fort ect ect
just for the hell of it i would put anotherone bites the dust by qeen for the irony who says it all has to be doom and gloom
easy, all my speakers will be on my roof, playing my "METAL/HARD ROCK" playlist, this will lure all of the zombies in the area so it will lieave a good chance for the remaining of my team to escape. Before that I would listen to soft balads, like Scorpions and drink one last beer,lemonade, and a bottle of Jack, think of my las love would be on the list, oh and save a bullet for myself..... just in case

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