Cringe-inducing cheesiness and corny timing is highly encouraged.

Ex:  1. "Boomstick goes boom..."
      
       2. "Nothin' but net, baby!" *lobs grenade*

       3. 
*blows zombie schoolboy's head off*
            "...He was ahead of his class..."
    
       Bonus: "I've got balls of steel." *zombie curbstomp*

Tags: Cheesy, Liner, One, stupidity

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While unleashing a barrage of bullets yell, "KING KONG, AIN'T GOT NOTHIN ONNN MMMEEEE!"
'No touchy touchy!'
1.Knock Knock, Who's there, headshot!
2.Oopsie overkill
3. I only wanted to be freinds
4. I am not cleaning that up
5. Why must this be so much fun
6. Did you see that, oh wait, your dead
1. - Ehy, what piece of the body is that? -
2. - Say "hello" to my little friend... -
3. - WHO IS THE MONSTER NOW?! -

Bonus: *laugh like a maniac*
I like the Tony Montana one lol
*tosses grenade into room full of zeds and closes door* "That is gonna leave such a mess..."
*Crushes Zed head with baseball bat* "... Where's all the candy?"
*Places barrel of shotgun into zed's mouth* "Ever seen Starwars in 3D?" *BOOM* "Now ya have!"
*Whacks zed with the shotgun stock* "coulda had a V8..."

Fellow Survivor- Are you sure you can do this?
Me- No... But I did stay at a holiday inn express last night. *leaves*
XD *enter Curley's Wife*
Prior to reading ur post big daddy i was thinking about om&m and how fucked up that story is lol
OM&M?


Edit:
Nevermind of Mice and Men.
Yeah, dream-foiling floozy lol

I hope I'm not the only one that got it, that's classic grade school reading material right there
"My eyes are down here..." *slugger to the temple*

*shoves beer bottle into zombie's eye socket* "Careful, alcohol is bad for your health."

"You got a pretty mouth!" *Shovel to face*
gotta make sure you give "pretty" a nice honky accent as our friend woody did, but i'm sure that was implied

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