Your Post-Zombie-Kill-One-Liner

Cringe-inducing cheesiness and corny timing is highly encouraged.

Ex:  1. "Boomstick goes boom..."
      
       2. "Nothin' but net, baby!" *lobs grenade*

       3.  *blows zombie schoolboy's head off*
            "...He was ahead of his class..."
    
       Bonus: "I've got balls of steel." *zombie curbstomp*

Tags: Cheesy, Liner, One, stupidity

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Permalink Reply by Kandyman on November 16, 2010 at 7:20pm
While unleashing a barrage of bullets yell, "KING KONG, AIN'T GOT NOTHIN ONNN MMMEEEE!"
Permalink Reply by Bravo One Delta on November 17, 2010 at 2:33am
'No touchy touchy!'
Permalink Reply by Joshua.B on November 17, 2010 at 4:50am
1.Knock Knock, Who's there, headshot!
2.Oopsie overkill
3. I only wanted to be freinds
4. I am not cleaning that up
5. Why must this be so much fun
6. Did you see that, oh wait, your dead
Permalink Reply by Cristianoph on November 17, 2010 at 6:27am
1. - Ehy, what piece of the body is that? -
2. - Say "hello" to my little friend... -
3. - WHO IS THE MONSTER NOW?! -

Bonus: *laugh like a maniac*
Permalink Reply by JJ on November 17, 2010 at 7:02am
I like the Tony Montana one lol
Permalink Reply by Alex Kalac on November 17, 2010 at 10:08am
*tosses grenade into room full of zeds and closes door* "That is gonna leave such a mess..."
*Crushes Zed head with baseball bat* "... Where's all the candy?"
*Places barrel of shotgun into zed's mouth* "Ever seen Starwars in 3D?" *BOOM* "Now ya have!"
*Whacks zed with the shotgun stock* "coulda had a V8..."

Fellow Survivor- Are you sure you can do this?
Me- No... But I did stay at a holiday inn express last night. *leaves*
Permalink Reply by JJ on November 17, 2010 at 9:08pm
XD *enter Curley's Wife*
Permalink Reply by Kandyman on November 18, 2010 at 10:37pm
Prior to reading ur post big daddy i was thinking about om&m and how fucked up that story is lol
Permalink Reply by PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR on November 19, 2010 at 5:11am
OM&M?


Edit:
Nevermind of Mice and Men.
Permalink Reply by JJ on November 18, 2010 at 10:44pm
Yeah, dream-foiling floozy lol

I hope I'm not the only one that got it, that's classic grade school reading material right there
Permalink Reply by JJ on November 18, 2010 at 11:17pm
"My eyes are down here..." *slugger to the temple*

*shoves beer bottle into zombie's eye socket* "Careful, alcohol is bad for your health."

"You got a pretty mouth!" *Shovel to face*
Permalink Reply by Fr. Z on November 19, 2010 at 8:47am
gotta make sure you give "pretty" a nice honky accent as our friend woody did, but i'm sure that was implied

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