Your Post-Zombie-Kill-One-Liner
Cringe-inducing cheesiness and corny timing is highly encouraged.
Ex: 1. "Boomstick goes boom..."
2. "Nothin' but net, baby!" *lobs grenade*
3. *blows zombie schoolboy's head off*
"...He was ahead of his class..."
Bonus: "I've got balls of steel." *zombie curbstomp*
Ex: 1. "Boomstick goes boom..."
2. "Nothin' but net, baby!" *lobs grenade*
3. *blows zombie schoolboy's head off*
"...He was ahead of his class..."
Bonus: "I've got balls of steel." *zombie curbstomp*
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Permalink Reply by irdeadite on -
xDD that example one you have jj, lmao
"boomstick goes boom"
id have to steal that one form myself lol
1."IN YO FACE BIYOTCH!!!" *acts all gangster like*
2.*after slaying a mosh pit of zombies with chainsaw and covered in blood*
"...groovy"
3.oh and any if all the evil dead lines i could think of that would make sense in that situation
4.i would yell a slu of explitives
actually screw situation continuity i would just yell any random movie quote that pop into my brain XD lol
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Permalink Reply by PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR on -
"Yeah, that's gonna leave a mark!"
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Permalink Reply by Rj on -
Another one bites the dust
( Shuvs Zombie face into the ground)
You have much to learn young padawan
( smacks a Zombie)
Time to grow a pair of nuts
kicks a Zombie in between)
Is this a marriage proposal or what?
( Cuts Zombie legs off)
I know Kung Fu, wooahaha
(Kills Zombies with spear)
you dumb dumb, me chew bubble gum
(rages)
Its a barn Sale and your not invited
( pitch forks Zombies)
KING KONG BABY!!
(throws grenades)
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Permalink Reply by Suigeneris on -
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And, I'm all outta gum!
I kick-ass for the Lord!(Peter Jackson)
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Permalink Reply by Jericho Syndrome on -
***i posted this before but for some reason they disappeared so here they are again***
~merry Christmas *BLAM!*
~you are the weakest link...see ya
~the neck bone is connected to da...CHAINSAW!!!!!!
~*beat with cash register* keep the change
~If you see Romero, tell him I just lost my interest in his movies
~BATTER UP!!!
~FORE!!!!!!!!!
~sorry i only date chicks with heartbeats.
~i like my pupils dilated
~sit Ubu sit *BLAM* good dog
~i betcha i can *insert stupid idea here*
~*before attempting stupid idea* this is too awesome not to work*
~ i am the Box Office *cocks guns* COME GET YO TICKETS!!!!!!!!
~heeeeeeeeeres Jerry! *will only do this if i have Ax*
~ SAY HELLO TO- this dude *BLAM!!!*
~zombies are like Cashews...you can never kill just one...
~me kill you long time
~my mother in law said my obsession with killing the undead was 'just a phase'
~lets see how you do with *whatever* caliber of *BLAM!*
and to think i loved it when girls lunged at me
~though art dead *BLAM!*
~*after stupid idea works* and that was without one drop of Vodka
***i have a pre-prepared list of 101 one liners***
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Permalink Reply by TravisMath on -
Gotta love They Live. Roddy Piper you're my hero! lol
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Permalink Reply by JJ on -
XD The actual Anne Robinson saying "You are the weakest link...goodbye." would be PRICELESS
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Permalink Reply by Kendra Hetrick on -
tag. you're it.
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