you're trapped in a small area with zombies swarming you faster and faster what weapons would you use to defend yourself

if i was trapped with zombies swarming me i was blasting with a shotty to get my ass out of there

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Methinks more detail is needed but here is my response for certain situations. (With crawlers)

In the open: A good solid club could easily get me clear while i Run a smack here a thwack there and i should be fine.

In a Building: Once again a Club should get me clear i mean i'm not making much noise ao getting out is that much easyer just find an unswarmed window i can get through without injuring or killing myself when i jump through it.

(With Runners)

In the Open: a weapon that is a certified one hit kill that i can recover with quickly... Fire Axe? or maby shield and hatchet.

In a building: Hatchet and shield "Once more unto the breach dear freinds! once more!"
my katana! it cuts through 5 bodies in one stroke!
(facepalm)....you know that more depends on the Swordsman/swordswoman don't you?....
Your sword may be capeable but are you?
my sword could do that too, every night before i wake up
Your sword would have to have a razor edge that would shatter immediately upon impact with bone. It would also have to weigh about 200 pounds and be swung by a machine very quickly, cutting through at whatever the weakest point would be. KATANAS AREN'T CLAYMORES! CLAYMORES AREN'T SUPERSWORDS! No sword could possibly cut through 5 bodies, it just isn't physically possible. And all of you who say, "kAt4Naz R b AMaZinNnGfUL!!!1!!one1!!!" are idiots. They can't do one eighth of all the things you say. Take an ACTUAL katana, and go at a ballistics gel dummy with it. THEN you can say what katanas can and can't do. And you need to remember, YOU NEED TO SHARPEN IT! You can say it has the sharpest edge ever, but first of all, you don't want a razor edge, since it ruins the blade, but you can barely keep a razor edge on a small hunting knife, forget about carrying a whetstone to sharpen your "kAt4Na."
I use my shotgun and blast them bitches with one shot. But my shotgun is only one shot. :\
it's gotta be a machette, i'd have guns for the escape but if they're in my face and coming fast it'd have to be a machette.
This is, contrary to what most zombie film buffs think, is a FUBAR situation. You are pretty much dead. No worry about escaping.

Focus on avoiding this situation. Because if you DO find yourself in it.....shoot and pray.
I'd use a conveniently placed escape pod to escape this God-forsaken planet and fly to the holy land that is the intergalactic house of cookies and ice-cream that never makes you fat and never runs out. (That's right, I get to eat ice cream while you fight off hundreds of evil things with your "M1s and machetes." ha I win and you lose.)
Actually, I think it'd be better to go to Pastafarian Heaven. It has a beer volcano and a stripper factory. Pastafarian hell is similar, but the beer is stale and the strippers all have STDs.
In that case I'd use a USAS-12 converted to belt- or box-feed and set to semi-automatic. The belt would feed into the gun from a large backpack-cache. Standard 12-gauge spread ammunition soaked in volatile octane--the explosion that propels the bullet would ignite it and send flaming buckshot everywhere. Potentially dangerous to myself, but I'd have a shitload of fun while they got blown to literal shreds. For added fun I'd attach a sharp set of spikes and blades to the USAS-12 and to my arms, then wade through the bloody mess wearing a fireman's suit.
And then you'd die a horrible, horrible, painful, excruciating death by evisceration.

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