Zombie Kill of the Month

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Permalink Reply by Kelvin Anethema on October 13, 2009 at 4:38pm

Did the idea!

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Permalink Reply by Jim Merrill on October 13, 2009 at 5:25pm

You "did" this? Spill man, how'd it go?

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Permalink Reply by Kelvin Anethema on October 13, 2009 at 6:03pm

LOL! sorry, meant to say "dig," I wish I'd done this lol

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Permalink Reply by Jim Merrill on October 13, 2009 at 6:20pm

I just wanted to see the results, but thanks Calvin, if I may, Cal... Tell you what. How about you come up with a suggestion on how to kick this off. If you've read some of my posts before, you'll know that I keep zambie hostage. Well this is truly becoming a pain in the ass. I'm going to kill him before winter sets in but I want to do better than a bullet to the brain. So, any suggestions?

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Permalink Reply by Kelvin Anethema on October 13, 2009 at 6:59pm

Why not put him in a boxing ring with Mr. T. There'd be a fight I'd like to see!

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Permalink Reply by Jim Merrill on October 13, 2009 at 7:15pm

Hmmm, I'm thinking more like tying each leg to a horse and slapping them on the gluteus maximos. I mean a grand finally...

Besides, T is old and zambie will take him down. No one wants to see a zambie T. You'd have to shoot that guy, You can't take him hostage for moral reasons, right?

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Permalink Reply by Doggie on October 27, 2009 at 8:09am

haha moral reasons? well I guess... lol

How about put him on a pole that is above a fire pit with a grate over the top, if he comes off the pole he gets cooked.. if he doesn't then he just stays up there till you get bored and start throwing empty beer cans at him...

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Permalink Reply by 806 Survivor, Logan on October 28, 2009 at 3:13pm

How about you stick a dry ice bomb in his mouth? Or you could just ya know...run him over with a lawn mower or something :P

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Permalink Reply by Jim Merrill on October 29, 2009 at 5:57am

Now this is starting to get interesting... I like the bomb aaspect. Let em ponder this avenue... Thanks gentlemen.

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Permalink Reply by Cellar Rat on October 31, 2009 at 10:09am

You are up in Michigan right? Well, I say when winter sets in, you tie him up outside and hose him down with water every hour or so until you get a good coat of ice on him. Soon you'll have a Zombie ice structure that you can keep on your lawn and enjoy through the winter without having to deal with the Smell. This will give you some time to think of more ideas to do with him in the spring.

You could even put some Christmas lights on him and perhaps charge admission?

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Permalink Reply by Jim Merrill on November 5, 2009 at 8:48am

Cell, I love the idea of freezing him and Christmasing him up! I could freeze him solid and see if a shot from the .45 would smash him into pieces like the scene from Terminator 2.... What do you think?

Jim

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Permalink Reply by christopher scott on November 25, 2009 at 6:58pm

you should tie him up in a tree and have some of your freinds to beat him like a pinata

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