Zombie Kill of the Month
OK, back to your site after a two month hiatus... BTW, the site looks great, a lot easier to read. After being reinvigorated from the "movie" (you all know which one), I propose a Zombie Kill of the Month. I've held zambie hostage for about six, very sudoriferous months. I mean talk about a bummer at family BBQs, hence the freezer. Those of you who've read my previous posts know what I'm talking about.
Anyway, I'm sick of him and would volunteer his demise at the bequest of the most creative way to do him in. I would film it of course and post the media. Then allow video submissions and announce the winner via distinguished panel. What do you think?
Anyway, I'm sick of him and would volunteer his demise at the bequest of the most creative way to do him in. I would film it of course and post the media. Then allow video submissions and announce the winner via distinguished panel. What do you think?
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Permalink Reply by Kelvin Anethema on -
Did the idea!
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Permalink Reply by Jim Merrill on -
You "did" this? Spill man, how'd it go?
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Permalink Reply by Kelvin Anethema on
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LOL! sorry, meant to say "dig," I wish I'd done this lol
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Permalink Reply by Jim Merrill on
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I just wanted to see the results, but thanks Calvin, if I may, Cal... Tell you what. How about you come up with a suggestion on how to kick this off. If you've read some of my posts before, you'll know that I keep zambie hostage. Well this is truly becoming a pain in the ass. I'm going to kill him before winter sets in but I want to do better than a bullet to the brain. So, any suggestions?
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Permalink Reply by Kelvin Anethema on
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Why not put him in a boxing ring with Mr. T. There'd be a fight I'd like to see!
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Permalink Reply by Jim Merrill on
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Hmmm, I'm thinking more like tying each leg to a horse and slapping them on the gluteus maximos. I mean a grand finally...
Besides, T is old and zambie will take him down. No one wants to see a zambie T. You'd have to shoot that guy, You can't take him hostage for moral reasons, right?
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Permalink Reply by Doggie on -
haha moral reasons? well I guess... lol
How about put him on a pole that is above a fire pit with a grate over the top, if he comes off the pole he gets cooked.. if he doesn't then he just stays up there till you get bored and start throwing empty beer cans at him...
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Permalink Reply by 806 Survivor, Logan on -
How about you stick a dry ice bomb in his mouth? Or you could just ya know...run him over with a lawn mower or something :P
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Permalink Reply by Jim Merrill on
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Now this is starting to get interesting... I like the bomb aaspect. Let em ponder this avenue... Thanks gentlemen.
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Permalink Reply by Cellar Rat on -
You are up in Michigan right? Well, I say when winter sets in, you tie him up outside and hose him down with water every hour or so until you get a good coat of ice on him. Soon you'll have a Zombie ice structure that you can keep on your lawn and enjoy through the winter without having to deal with the Smell. This will give you some time to think of more ideas to do with him in the spring.
You could even put some Christmas lights on him and perhaps charge admission?
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Permalink Reply by Jim Merrill on
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Cell, I love the idea of freezing him and Christmasing him up! I could freeze him solid and see if a shot from the .45 would smash him into pieces like the scene from Terminator 2.... What do you think?
Jim
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Permalink Reply by christopher scott on -
you should tie him up in a tree and have some of your freinds to beat him like a pinata
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