Zombie Kill of the Month
OK, back to your site after a two month hiatus... BTW, the site looks great, a lot easier to read. After being reinvigorated from the "movie" (you all know which one), I propose a Zombie Kill of the Month. I've held zambie hostage for about six, very sudoriferous months. I mean talk about a bummer at family BBQs, hence the freezer. Those of you who've read my previous posts know what I'm talking about.
Anyway, I'm sick of him and would volunteer his demise at the bequest of the most creative way to do him in. I would film it of course and post the media. Then allow video submissions and announce the winner via distinguished panel. What do you think?
Anyway, I'm sick of him and would volunteer his demise at the bequest of the most creative way to do him in. I would film it of course and post the media. Then allow video submissions and announce the winner via distinguished panel. What do you think?
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Permalink Reply by Jim Merrill on -
Chirs, nice, but we've done that a couple times. I'll have to post a synopsis soon of how zambie has been reduced to a twitcher. Kind of the main reason I want to get rid of him. Just not that much fun anymore.
Jim
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Permalink Reply by Jim Merrill on
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NIce... I can rent one pritty cheap too. I'm going to look into this one foe show... Thanks Tony.
Jim
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Permalink Reply by Masked Hunt on -
Simple, just drop him into a vat of acid, or if that's not feasible, car battery acid is pretty corrosive.
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Permalink Reply by Jim Merrill on
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But he doesn't feel pain, he would just do a T2 acid drop with a thumbs up. Keep them coming.
Jim
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Permalink Reply by Lima Bravo on -
i saw an article online about a knife that shoots 24g of compressed gas into the wound and explodes the target from inside out. that seems like it would be quite an entertaining way to kill a Zulu. you could have some fun blowing its body up and when you got bored explode the brain!
Heres the link if anyone wants to kill some time by checking it out.
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/06/knife_injects_compressed_gas_i.php
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Permalink Reply by Jim Merrill on
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Nice work. I like the idea. I think I'll have the pull the trigger on some disposal technique after the holidays. I'm getting tired of dealing with him. He's pritty much a twitcher anymore. Last time I pulled him out for an ass beating, I must of rupture some stink bag inside... On top of the rotting smell, there's this horrendous shit gag too. I put him back in the freezer very quickly after the burst and haven't yanked him out since.
Jim
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Permalink Reply by Ttens 25 on -
get 20 chihuahua dogs, and starve them for 4 days. Cover zombie in dog food then release aforesaid dogs. See how Z likes being eaten!
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Permalink Reply by Jim Merrill on
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Zambie won't feel the pain or I'd think it was hilarious. Don't know if any dog will get that close to him really. Last time my dog, a Rott and Pitt mix named Tyler Durdin, ventured close to zambie, he knocked zambie down, jumped on his chest and squeezed a simultaneous burp/shart out of zambie that stunk worse than you can imagine.
Tyler whimpered off snorting like a bull. The hang time was impressive, so much so that the neighbors called Consumers Energy to report a gas leak two hours later. He almost stinks like that all the time now. Well, when I let him thaw out that is...
Jim
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