Well relating to my other discussion in who was the better zombie killer out of chuck norris, Steven Seagal or Jean Claude Van Dan; i got the idea...

What three people would make the most awesome, most bad ass, most entertaining zombie killing trio cinema has ever seen?


Well my vote goes torward Bruce Willis, Chuck Norris, and Chris tucker for comedy relief and constant ass/pot jokes. xD Give your opinion.

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My money is on Frank West, he's a reporter ya know...
Gordon Freeman, ... A Crowbar whack speaks volumes
and Ashley 'Ash' Williams from Evil Dead, it's time that guy got some help...
Nick Frost, Simon Peg and Bruce Campbell. hands down
The Rock(Duane Johnson)- Big guy. Take a lot of (van)-damage and have a couple good punch lines.(ooh! double pun!)

John Cusack- Remember,"Kickboxing. Sport of the future."? One of his best roles. He's creepy, athletic and, can do comedy.

Russell Brandt- Bisexual english comedian who, no matter what, if you tell him not to do something, inevitably will. Perfect Dr. Smith/Lost in Space (Everybody hates that guy) type.

There you have it.
lol Russel Brandt is amazing, weird, but hilarious
Since I hate almost all actors, I'm just choosing my own

Abraham Lincoln - Total bad ass axe wielding, sword dueling genius that had the charisma and foresight to lead a nation through some of the hardest times in it's history (yeas he really was an expert with a sword) and he had experience with Muskets.

Simo Hayha AKA The White Death - This guy was a farmer during WWII, having only one year of basic military training he sat in the trees with a few can of food with his rifle, in -20 F, in a white jumpsuit. He is credited with 705 kills, the Russians sent 3 units and an anti-sniper squad to take him out. He eventualy got shot in the face with an explosive shell, and he survived after going into a coma. Just imagine this guy with a field of Z's

Last but not least, Thorpe Fleming Churchill aka "Fighting Jack Churchill" aka "Mad Jack"
A British solider that went into battle with a claymore, bagpipes and grenades, he lived though mortar fire and is credited with killing entire German units with just a sword and escaping two concentration camps.
Homeboy could seriously debate too. check it-

lol thats a great answer, i'll have to look up the Simo Hayha guy. I'm really interested in war and all it's aspects and i'm surprised i have never heard of this Simo Hayha guy.
Hmmm... Very true, Lincoln had his infamously powerful repeater that fired .44 Magnum rounds...

Although... ammo of that caliber is hard to come by...

*chuckles*
Wow, I'd have to go with...

Alice-Mila Jovovich-No single person alive is as badass as Alice...

Lara Croft-Angelina Jolie-Come on, really? Why not?

Tenacious D-They could destroy their zombies with ROCK!

I don't know, does Tenacious D techinically count as one or two? They are kind of two halves of the same brain...
Tenacious D arn't two people, they're gods! lol and yeah Mila Jevovich is awesome, to bad shes not in more movies.
How about this....

Arnold Schwarzenneger
Sylvester Stallone
Pauly Shore!

Okay, buddie?

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