zombie puns
this was inspired by the thread about vegetarian zombies, and my sons.
what dose a metal eating zombie say? chains.
what dose a zombie who eats construction equipment say? cranes.
what dose a cross between a zombie and a vampire say? veins.
what do you call a former modal zombie? vain.
what are zombie children? pains.
what dose a zombie lion eat? manes.
what dose an old zombie say? canes.
what dose a zombie gazer say? panes.
what dose a zombie driver say? lanes.
what dose a European zombie say? Danes.
what dose a zombie plumber say? drains.
what dose a zombie cowboy say? reins.
what dose a bored zombie say? games.
what dose a metal eating zombie say? chains.
what dose a zombie who eats construction equipment say? cranes.
what dose a cross between a zombie and a vampire say? veins.
what do you call a former modal zombie? vain.
what are zombie children? pains.
what dose a zombie lion eat? manes.
what dose an old zombie say? canes.
what dose a zombie gazer say? panes.
what dose a zombie driver say? lanes.
what dose a European zombie say? Danes.
what dose a zombie plumber say? drains.
what dose a zombie cowboy say? reins.
what dose a bored zombie say? games.
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Permalink Reply by Suigeneris on -
What does a zombie aviator eat? Planes.
Who do I want to see eaten? David Blaine.
How do you know a zombie wore your pants? Stains.
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Permalink Reply by Billiam Reldez on -
these are cute in a very twisted way...
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Permalink Reply by Captain Gunter on -
"How do you know a zombie wore your pants? Stains."
^Personal favorite. xD
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Permalink Reply by Dr. Zed on -
you should watch my movie, it's got a couple of puns scattered around there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aylpBAGOIXY
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