Zombieland rules, usefull or helpless??

Okay, so I was looking at the Zombieland rules, and then it popped into mind. Do you think hese rules are usefull? Or should some of them be tossed into the garbage bad?

Personally I think some are good.

Always follow the rules

  1. Cardio
  2. The Double Tap
  3. Beware of Bathrooms
  4. Wear Seat Belts
  5. No Attachments
  6. The “Skillet”
  7. Travel Light
  8. Get a Kick Ass Partner
  9. With your Bare Hands
  10. Don’t Swing Low
  11. Use Your Foot
  12. Bounty Paper Towels
  13. Shake it Off
  14. Always carry a change of underwear
  15. Bowling Ball
  16. Opportunity Knocks
  17. Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
  18. Limber Up
  19. Break it Up
  20. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
  21. Avoid Strip Clubs
  22. When in doubt Know your way out
  23. Zipplock
  24. Use your thumbs
  25. Shoot First
  26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
  27. Incoming!
  28. Double-Knot your Shoes
  29. The Buddy System
  30. Pack your stain stick
  31. Check the back seat
  32. Enjoy the little things
  33. Swiss army Knife

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Permalink Reply by Alice on May 5, 2010 at 9:09am
Lol. Smart move of you both!
Permalink Reply by Rc S. Reptile on May 5, 2010 at 9:14am
Damn skippy, zombies give nor get no quarter from me and expect none as well.
Permalink Reply by Alice on May 5, 2010 at 9:17am
I guess, it's just following a basic rule: Kill them or be prepared to be eaten alive.
They can't have me neither.
Permalink Reply by Rc S. Reptile on May 5, 2010 at 9:19am
Yup, ya got that one right, and if they wanna take me the will take me with lead in their heads or steel in their jaws
Permalink Reply by Alice on May 5, 2010 at 9:20am
Amen to that. Give them no chance to turn or eat you!
Permalink Reply by Rc S. Reptile on May 5, 2010 at 9:25am
Mhm i am a fighter right till the end
Permalink Reply by Mediocre on May 7, 2010 at 3:38am
I would add: The rule list should be updated and flexible when needed. Following the rules is great, but if you aren't willing to adapt the rules based on the situation, you won't last as long as you hope.

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