What do you s'pose would happen if Chuck Norris was bitten?

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I would kick his ass.
He'd kick the zombie's asses before he turns and wipe out humankind as we know it once he becomes one.
We'd be screwed. Royally screwed.
I couldnt put it better cornwell.
...that...........is a good question...
id get zombie Bruce Lee on his ass.
All his powers would dissipate. And then we'd kill him
the world would suddenly implode into itself.
If Chuck Norris was bitten? 1. Chuck Norris would never get bitten by a zombie, 2. Chuck Norris would single handily rid the world of zombies. 3. and if on some small chance Chuck Norris was bitten by a zombie the world would would now have a cure for fighting a zombie infection.

I highly doubt he would turn or even get bitten but if he did he would still have full control over his body and destroy the zombies
i am ashamed of all of you...you all act like its possible for him to BE a zombie when in reality...he would make an army

nothing, Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

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