I know I'm not supposed to talk politics, but it's fictional, so I'm going to go for it. This is meant to be humorous.
All in all, no matter your stance either for McCain or Obama, I think you'll have to agree that Obama would be the best canditate if there was a zombie invasion, as McCain would have 300 thousand troops fighting overseas, while Obama would have almost all of them home where they would be badly needed to fight the zombie hordes.
9 out of 10 North American zombies want John McCain for president.
It's ok, I am quite sure that we don't need to worry in all actuality whether John McCain or Barack Obama would be the best candidate to save America from a zombie invasion.
Haha, its all good... that's kinda funny. But personally I would love to see a Zombie Rolling Stones Tour. I bet Mick Jagger can still strut as a zombie.
I'd like to see the entire Church of Scientology become zombified. As someone who actually believes in REAL science, I am sick of them claiming their Scifi BS to be actual science and their name is a complete mockery. Take that Tom Cruise!
I took the clothes from the deceased guard, along with his weapon, a glock 19... my M4 was out, and 9mm is better then nothing. There was a lot of activity down in these corridors.
I walked for days with my buddy, Leo. He took this pic about 3 hours before he was dragged into an empty building and bitten. I killed all four zombies, but it was too late... he began to change and I had to put him down too.
*As i walked down the street, i saw a sign on a door saying (PURE ONE INSIDE, HELP)*
"There's a survivor in this house!' I scream, many of the survivors hear my scream. as i rip down the door, to my surprise, i didn't see a helpless peasent or a ...