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So, the military has quarantined off the surrounding areas. I can't get anywhere!!! I tried, but I got turned around by the police who then warned me that they wouldn't be so nice about it the next time. What the heck?!! So far, no one has been infected in my little town, but there just aren't that many people who live here; it's probably just a matter of time. Meantime, the neighbors have cleane…