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around June 5th *or 6th...depends on when the article popped up* Carl Jacquneaux, 43, allegedly assaulted his neighbor, Todd Credeur by biting him. During the attack, the suspect bit a chunk of the victim's face off. Credeur told police that he was working in his yard when Jacquneaux appeared and bit him. Credeur escaped by spraying wasp poison in his attacker's face. According to the Shreveport…