Share 'What is your blade/firearm of choice if you could only pick one?'

I would pick my machete because I think guns make too much noise and draw attention to the zombies, with a gun basically you are saying fuck you zombies, but also you are saying come and eat me. besides that my machete is really fucking sharp and light weight, better than my army knife, it is too short and i would probably get infected if I got that close to a zed.