10 Things

10 Things to do in a Zombie Apocalypse.

Very tongue in cheek of course. ;] I might submit a more srs bsns version later on.

1. WEAR SUNSCREEN. No point surviving the zombie apocalypse, just to die of skin cancer.

2. BRING PAINKILLERS. Zombies are a real headache.

3. BRING TOILET PAPER. Or leaves. Sandpaper is no fun.

4. WEAR COMFORTABLE SHOES. Even Crocs. We won't judge.

5. BRING A BOOK. Preferably the Zombie Survival Guide.

6. BRING/MAKE A WATER FILTER. Unless you like e.Coli or drinking your own urine.

7. BRING WEAPONS. A plank is good. A plank with nails is even better. Mmm...tenderised zombie.

8. BRING TAMPONS. At least we're not fighting vampires!

9. DON'T HIDE OUT WITH ANNOYING PEOPLE. Non-infected human deaths look bad.

10. BRING A SURGICAL MASK


Fuck the swine flu. :)