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"tell me about it."

"You've got some serious f***ing issues, kid."

"Join the Russian Mob, it wont be legally, but your unlikely to get caught."

"See a shrink"

"I just want to legally kill some people, then plant corn on top of them. I'm talking persons, not zeds."

"or just be dead."

"Insane people have much more fun than normal people. Insane blondes-well, they have more fun then should be legal."

"I would want a Zpoc for a week. I could use an exuse to FRIGGIN DECAPITATE MY BOSS AND SHOVE HIS BODY THROUGH A MEEAT GRINDER THAN BURN HIS REMAINS THEN BURY HIS ASHES UNDER SIXE FEET OF HORSE SHIT THEN DIG THEM UP THREE YEARS LATER AND SPREAD THEM…"

"Well spoken as always.    Me? I'm here for the escape. Every day is exactly the same... same routine, day in, day out... The... fantasy... of Zpoc... breaks the chains... changes the rules... Not that I wish for it... Just sayin...."

"I don't know how I'd feel if a z-poc happens... I know I would defantly survive for a long time. But I would most likely out survive alot of people that I wouldn't want to see dead."

"NICE! Just what you said PRIME!"

"You will all most likely die.....what's to want about that?  I don't want to walk around in an echo of what was once a great culture.  I don't want to have to kill my neighbors or watch them die.  I don't want to…"

"co-signed!"

"Okay lets do this... LEEEEEEEEEEEEERROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINSSSSS"

"i would step out and say ALL of this "AND AS HE STEPS FORWARD TOWARDS THE MASS OF FANS BEFORE HIM WITH HIS RIFLES READY, HE POSITIONS TO FIRE AND SPEAKS 'HELLO, I AM YOUR SAVIOR...WORSHIP ME!!!!'""

"I would have to say 'Im tired of the mutha fuckin zombies, in this mutha fuckin hallway' or just about anything that samuel l jackson would say in a time of duress or sheer exstacy"