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The Lesser of Two Evils...

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The Lesser of Two Evils...

Replied Sep. 7, 2008

On the Utilization of zombie 'musk' (Or whether smearing yourself with Zombie can prevent tracking)

Replied Aug. 28, 2008

 

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Sand Mountain Outbreak
Don't come up around Sand Mountain no more... things are out of control, the undead, the soldiers in gas masks, the planes that keep flying overhead. This ain't lookin' good.
July 1

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About Me...
My specialty is redneck engineering. I'm also good at shooting stuff. And exploding mailboxes... HELLYEAH!!!

You're sayin' Redneck like it's a bad thing.
At the time of the zombie outbreak I was...
Kickin' ass, takin' names, and gettin' a few phone numbers too.
Weapon of choice for fighting zombies...
My Remington 870 Express and a .40 Cal PX4 Beretta and my 36" Stihl chainsaw.

That was the Sheriff's dog. He's my dog now. Thug Life...

I can slice zombies deli thin.

You have a 110% chance of surviving a zombie outbreak
 

You are one bad motherfucker. Civlizations survival rests on your shoulders. Zombie Survival Test Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

A zombie with a camera took the picture. I kicked his ass and took his camera.

I'm just joking, it wasn't no zombie. But the rest is true.

You need one of these for your vehicle>---

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Feelin' some heat 'round here

Well, if you read any of my outbreak notes then you know I've had to off a few folks, including kinfolk. Now, it hasn't been easy (the actual killin' was easy but I mean the feelings part) but I've adjusted to the fact that home here on and/or around Sand Mountain isn't never gonna be the same. My whole family is killed, 'cept for daddy, but who the fuck knows where that lazy son-of-a-bitch is, and the whole town is kinda actin' weird.
Everyone knows something is up. Especially after they watche… Continue

Posted on June 16, 2008 at 3:38pm —

Bama Brain Basher

A Bob Marley Song Comes to Mind

06/09/08

Well, guess what happens if a dog eats a zombie. Apparently not much, unless he bites ya' soon after. Guess what happens if you eat one of those tomatoes on the news with salmanella on it? You become a zombie that pukes explosively out both ends, top and bottom. Well, you don't really become a zombie, but man do I feel like one. My ass feels like I been wiping with a cheese grater. Sorry ladies, very ungentleman of me to say that. Ya'll know I like to be gentleman right? Right? Don't m… Continue

Posted on June 16, 2008 at 3:13pm —

Bama Brain Basher

Worst Mother's Day Ever...

05/11/08

Long story short... Momma's dead. And some other guy is too. Oh yeah, they were zombies.


Figured I'd give a quick summary in case anyone was short on time and was wonderin' why Mother's Day was so bad.

Somethin's going on down here in Alabama lately. I went to visit momma after church on Sunday, and she wasn't in the house, so I go around to the meth shed to see if she's playin' chemistry. Well, of course she was, cuz the disablility checks don't cover all her cigarettes and… Continue

Posted on May 13, 2008 at 9:00pm —

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What happened at momma's...

05/04/08

After church morning momma showed up at the Magic Shack (that's what we call the meth shed) to make sure Jr. was still mixing his shit. Turns out someone broke in and slit 'ol Jr.'s guts wide open. So momma calls me up and tells me Jr.'s dead and to clean it up. Well, me and Jr. were pretty close, being brothers and all, so I felt kinda bad for him. I grabbed up the 870 with some slugs to see if I couldn't find out who'd done it and what not. When I get there, Jr.'s sitting over in the… Continue

Posted on May 5, 2008 at 10:01pm — 3 Comments

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At 11:39am on October 3, 2008, m30w said…
IT is actually my registered roller derby name. Cindy Lou Bruise. ^^
At 8:01pm on September 29, 2008, Aubrey said…
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At 9:00am on September 27, 2008, Tora Smith said…
hey im from alabama im pretty demented rachels frend
At 8:20am on September 20, 2008, ohsoRACHEL!! said…
hey! im from alabama too, and i was looking at your music playlist, alice in chains and BLS.. AWESOME!

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WOW!! I never would have thunk it. These twist & turns reek of the real experience..you lived it for sure.
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