Naked in the shower, and then a heard my family screaming.Normally this happens so i thought nothing of it becuse my mom is a crazy MAD Puerto Rican woman. ANYWAY i hear these screams so i decide to get out of the shower and see whats happening. To my susprise my dad was attacking my moms neck (NOT LIKE THAT).....well sortaaaaa. ANYWAY he seemed to be massively bloody and reak of decaying human flesh. I though maybe he just went to McDonalds and caught the grease smell. But no he seemed to be ZOMBIFIED!!!!! Holy Tits! SO i ran to my room and grabbed my Shotgun and my 9mm Pistol. I was going to go Resident Evil on his decaying white ass. So i whipped out my shit (my gun that is) and aimed it at his large BUT slightly bald head. And puulled the trigger! His head exploded leveing dad zombie gutts every ware and i shot my mom to, she wasnt a zombie yet BUT i could live without her. =) So i take my dads car keys and get in the Jeep and drove to super walmart running over the zombie scum like road bumps when i got thare my friend carrie was garding the door she let me in and ive joined her force as a niaja zombie killer
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my friend carrie
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