I'm a Natural Born Zombie Killer and Heckler. I don't take anyones Shit. If you're bit or you have a hard time accepting reality that zombies are real, that I have a gun and you don't, if you're loud, wasting bullets and precious time or anything else that could cause harm to me or to any of my loved ones, then you're a Liabilty, and I'll kill you, with NO hesitation. If there are Zombies around and you're posing a threat to me I'll shoot out your knees and leave you to be food for the masses. That's what my shotgun is for, Liabilities and close encounters.
At the time of the zombie outbreak I was...
I was at work washing dishes when one of the waitstaff fell down the stairs that lead to the dish pit and ovens. She stood up slowly with half her face and neck torn out. I knew right away what she was. I grabbed a stack of dinner plates and smashed them into her head. I then ran to the oven room and took the large mixing bowl and proceeded to smash her head with it. I ran out the door to my car and drove home, safe and sound.
Weapon of choice for fighting zombies...
2 hammers, 2 Ghurka Machetes and a 12 guage pump action Shotgun
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