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Pets in the Undead World

Started this discussion. Last reply by Fr. Z Nov 21, 2010. 40 Replies

I, like many other Lost Zombiers (I'm assuming), have dogs. If the Zeds were to attack RIGHT NOW, what would you do with your pets? Would you set them free, put them on a leash and take them with…Continue

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Military Surplus

Started this discussion. Last reply by the jack o' lantern Sep 20, 2010. 4 Replies

Hello my friends,I'm wondering where the best place to buy Military Surplus supplies is online. I currently know about www.majorsurplus.com which is pretty…Continue

 

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When I started thinking way too much about zombies:
I read Max Brook's Zombie Survival Guide and never had the same thought process ever, ever again.

Favorite zombie book:
Max Brook's Zombie Survival Guide and Max Brook's World War Z.

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My Zombie Apocalypse Plan:

Weapons -
Rifle of choice: M4A1 and M4 Carbine. Why? The M4A1 has a "S-1-F" (safe/semi-automatic/fully automatic) trigger group, while the M4 has a "S-1-3" (safe/semi-automatic/3-round burst) trigger group. The M4A1 is used by almost all U.S special operation units.

Shotgun of Choice: Mossberg 500 Series. Why? Mossberg claims the Model 500 is the only shotgun to pass the US Army's Mil-Spec 3443E test, "a brutal and unforgiving torture test with 3,000 rounds of full power 12 gauge buckshot".

Pistol of Choice: Glock 17 and Colt M1911. Why? The M1911 is the most well-known of John Browning's designs to use the short recoil principle in its basic design. Besides the pistol being widely copied itself, this operating system rose to become the pre-eminent type of the 20th century and of nearly all modern centerfire pistols. It is popular with civilian shooters in competitive events such as IDPA, International Practical Shooting Confederation, and Bullseye shooting and the Glock 17 because it is used by thousands of law enforcement agencies at the national, state, and local levels in the US.

Melee of Choice: Machete and Crowbar. One is for slicing and the other is for everything else.... like smashing skulls....

What's Inside My Bug-Out-Bag:
-Combat Knife - A knife....for combat
-Folding Knife - Utility knife for cutting
-Multitool- Can usually solve most problems
-Large flashlight - Specifically, one for heavy duty wide spread lighting, can illuminate a large area
-Small flashlight - Smaller light for more maneuverability, possibly tape to weapons
-Storm-proof lighter - fire?
-Binoculars - To scout ahead for possible Zed, Cultist, Raiders, Survivors, and other possible threats.
-Crank Radio (info) - A hurricane radio for time keeping(has a clock), and information after the immediate infection
-2-Way Radio (communication) - channel 2
-Rope - You can always use rope
-Canteen - Hold water
-Compass - Directions
-State Map
-First Aid - If you don't know your an idiot
-Duct tape - Duct tape almost has unlimited application
-Electrical tape - For when duct tape is to large
-Batteries - Many things need batteries
-Lighter fluid - Lighter, and its a flammable liquid, obviously
-Screenduster - When tilted upside down you can quickly freeze things, and easily(er) break those things
-Spraypaint - To mark certain areas
-Cable ties - Restraint, bonding agent, other things
-Rations
-Water

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Inside My Anti-Zed Camp:
I have decided to use my rural farm house/ community as my anti-zed camp. Here's why:
-Not many people (Means less Zombies)
-In the country (Lots of Rednecks with the latest guns and far from the city)
-My house is two-stories (Barricade upstairs and use a ladder to travel up and down)
-Every house has well water (Water comes straight from the ground)
-Access to livestock and edible crops

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How to find me on the radio:
My handle: Gerald.
Channel: The most active one.

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A'm I willing to meet-up with other survivors:
No. Not unless I need to.

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About Me...
I'm a huge kinemortophobia, meaning that i'm a huge zombiephobe. I will be ready and waiting for zombies inside my rural farmhouse with my trusty zombie-pwning weapon, a bible, and Max Berry's Zombie Survival Guide.
At the time of the zombie outbreak I was...
at school or on the internets.
Weapon of choice for fighting zombies...
Rifle: M4 Carbine/ M4A1; Shotgun: Mossberg 500 Series; Pistol: Glock 17/ Colt M1911
How did you find out about LostZombies.com...
Google

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Fr. Z replied to A smart zombie's discussion Pets in the Undead World
"I have two giant schnauzers, and i while they aren't the most street smart dogs in the world, i think their sense of smell and hearing would be invaluable while on the run. Not to mention they look scary and it would make evil doers think twice…"
Nov 21, 2010
Rj replied to A smart zombie's discussion Pets in the Undead World
"Hahah, nice one, and so true"
Oct 25, 2010
Rj replied to A smart zombie's discussion Pets in the Undead World
"I`d keep the elephants or any animal i know i could train and wont become easily infected or hurt"
Oct 25, 2010
Rj replied to A smart zombie's discussion Pets in the Undead World
"What a Elephant to do when its hungry, walk across a electric fence. That is a Pretty Bright Elephant tho ^.^ Shame on those people laughing at it"
Oct 25, 2010
A smart zombie replied to LazerScythe's discussion Best Mode of transport in a zombie apocalypse?
"Keep in mind, people. Although the good people of Lost Zombies may not shoot at you, raiders will. So, having anything that can be shot down is not a good idea."
Oct 9, 2010
A smart zombie replied to Ashley's discussion Plants-vs-zombies game.
"Played the iPhone/iPod Touch version. 'twas a fun game."
Oct 9, 2010
A smart zombie replied to Cody's discussion Your Dying catch phrase
"Pfff, last words? I know not of such things."
Oct 9, 2010
A smart zombie replied to Brian's discussion funniest weapon to kill a zombie with
"A Microwave is a great bludgeoning weapon, obviously."
Oct 9, 2010
Ivonne replied to A smart zombie's discussion Pets in the Undead World
"I do not have a pet, but if I did, I would take my dog with me, un-leashed, just in case I was attacked. I want "Fido" to survive. As for Zoo animals, living within a mile of The Bronx Zoo, and knowing what they have there, I can only pray…"
Sep 28, 2010
randy anderson replied to A smart zombie's discussion Pets in the Undead World
"i would set all my cats free and have them run ( for me it would be harder to do then shoot my mom if she was bittin ) and i would put the only bag of cat food out side opend and tiped over for them to eat till they can manege to find there own food…"
Sep 26, 2010
the jack o' lantern replied to A smart zombie's discussion Military Surplus
"cheaper than dirt is also good"
Sep 20, 2010
Bravo One Delta replied to A smart zombie's discussion Military Surplus
"another couple you could try are ranger joes, or general jacksons, general jacksons is a good choice of alot of the actual Special Forces Operators that i know, mostly because they are located a few blocks outside the gates to FT. Bragg where the SF…"
Sep 4, 2010
M replied to A smart zombie's discussion Pets in the Undead World
"Best plan ever, agreed. And hippos and crocs in your moat would be very effective, as long as you keep your distance cos their very territorial and might try to tear you in hallfff....."
May 17, 2010
Alice replied to A smart zombie's discussion Pets in the Undead World
"I may take a german sheppard when I am living on my own. =D And I love it when you do that. *blink* That's okay =D. There may be a lot of grammar error in it. But I don't write then in Word, so there in lays the problem. =\"
May 17, 2010
Alice replied to A smart zombie's discussion Pets in the Undead World
"I would like a dog, but my mother is scared to death of them. She would have a heart attack if I got a dog now (I still live at my parents). And the cat is like my child in a away *_* ( I know that that sounds stupid...)"
May 17, 2010

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At 10:41pm on April 8, 2010, Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Dream Killer Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ said…
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