"Toccata & Fugue in d minor - Johann Sebastian Bach
Prelude No.15, Db Major "Raindrop" - Frédéric Chopin (for when I'm brooding over the day's slaughter)
East Hastings - Godspeed! You Black Emperor
In the House…"
"Depends. If they are in the way then first come first served. If I could avoid not shooting them then I'd do so. Not because I love and care about them. Or because I couldn't bare the weight of offing my own blood, no. It's just the…"
"Pamplona, Spain during their annual Running of the Bulls festival. Crowded narrow streets with bulls running at you with sharp pointy horns in one direction and blood thirsty zombies in the other. Your f***ed in two directions."
"A thinking zombie would be the scariest thing evar!
I'm thinking that this sentient zombie has control over their higher mental faculty such as basic problem solving, reasoning and logic and fine motor skills, lets say opening door knobs for…"
"This depends really if it is during the Zpoc or not.
If it wasn't then my immediate reaction would be too throw a pillow at them and get some distance from them. If they chase me then its a strike to the bridge of the nose and make them flow…"
A used douche
A picture of Snooki from Jersey Shore
Shouting at them
Throwing a piece of paper with a picture of a bullet on it
Throwing an open vile of AIDS on zombie
My friend Keith
"I'd go with the wood handles definitely. As for the shaft of the shovel having connection issues with the head of the shovel. I've never had any problems with the shovel I've been using for years, its been beaten to hell and back. If…"
"Tempered steel shovel. Can be used as a tool and a weapon. Those things are meant to take punishment and that translates into a durable weapon. Wouldn't have to worry all to much about it breaking on you. Not meant for slicing limbs off of…"
"How much older are we talking about? I'm thinking going literally "old school" on their undead asses. Every weapon that everyone has mentioned so far requires ammunition and the possibility of it jamming. Plus additional cleaning kits…"
Sitting on the toilet in the morning reading the funnys section of the paper. Unfortunately I missed the headlines...
Weapon of choice for fighting zombies...
My brain. Most useful tool I have in my arsenal to fight off the undead. Besides that, M-4 colt carbine with SOPMOD for the M4 (i.e. a rail interface system for the mentioned attachments to go on; tactical offset flashlight, reflex sight, 4x day optical scope, a carbine visible laser, backup iron sights, an AN/PVS-17A mini night vision sight ,a must have, sound suppressor, a detachable sling rig, and a forward hand grip.) Don't leave home with our yours during the zombie apocalypse. Sidearm: Sig Sauer P228 with tactical flashlight and silencer. To round things off with a melee weapon; a tempered steel shovel. You could bash the zombie in the head by digging a slit trench no more than 3ft wide 4ftt deep and 10ft long (this is assuming that they do not have the capacity to climb over obstacles). They fall in and you walk the line as you bash their heads in. Now that's thinking outside the box!
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