"Being knocked uncauntious by an over pressure paintball gun then waking up with no arms or legs in the middle of billions of zombies only to have you face slowly eaten by a cute little bunny rabbit."
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Dylan
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Road signs hacked with zombie stuff
Started this discussion. Last reply by FRANK ® Classic Feb 16, 2009. 2 Replies 0 Likes
Zombie Tools
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I prefer normality challenged.
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josh smith replied to Dylan's discussion Name their death"tripping over your own trap setting it off but having all the shrapnel miss you, only to turn around and realize you left the keys to your inpenatrable fortress inside and then eaten by zed"
Vatz replied to Dylan's discussion Name their death"Getting hit by a Toyota Camry, Toyota Avalon, BLUE Toyota Avalon, Large Truck, and home-made Car-Thing. All in that order."
Melvin "Chems" Nivlem replied to Dylan's discussion Name their death"What about running from stenches thought the woods and stepping in a bear trap :P"
Deth by Chocolate Zombies replied to Dylan's discussion Name their death"lol..you are awsome and i lov u..lol..j/k"
Deth by Chocolate Zombies replied to Dylan's discussion Name their death"just rapp my self in explosives and jump in to a hord"
zombie slayer replied to Dylan's discussion Name their death"ok getting a blow job from a striper zombie and shot in the foot 5 times and then taking fishing line tieing to a cinderblock and the a slipknot arond my toes and drop the cinderblockes of the roof of the empier state building the cut my ear off…"
zombie slayer replied to Dylan's discussion Name their death"i like it and when we meet in hell id just look at you and smile"
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- About Me...
- Just your normal zombie obsessed teenager. :D Music is my life. I like skating, guitars, and basketball. So I do hope you welcome me to your humble abode ^^
- At the time of the zombie outbreak I was...
- at home prolly
- Weapon of choice for fighting zombies...
- Whatever I can get really, maybe a shovel! :D
- How did you find out about LostZombies.com...
- The men in the white suits took me here
Lost Zombies things I drew :D
THE BEST WEPS FOR A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!
(I will make paint things for some of these when i get my own computer back mayybe)
1: LIGHT SWITCH!!
What you need: a light switch, two screws or nails, drill or hammer.
When a zombie comes up to you simply screw the switch into the zombies head. Now flip the switch in an off position and then youre done :D!
2: LUVVVVV
They werent always evil you know, maybe with a litlle love... :D
Zombie: I'm sorry for eating your family.
You: It's okay
*hugg*
:D
3: CAKKKKKEEEEE!
You: Hey zombie! People taste horrible! Try cake instead!
Zombie: cake is delicous!!!! Were gonna stop eating people now!!
:D
4: Balloons :D
You: Hey zombie can you hold these balloons for me?
Zombie: Sure thing!! :D
*zombie flys away from balloons*
Zombie: :[
5:Backstreet boys!
What you need: A radio, and a backstreet boys CD
Play the music in a heavily infected area! The zombies will be too busy dancing too eat you!!
:D!
6: Kittens!!
Zombie: Imma eat youu!! >:O
You: *holds up kitty kat*
Zombie: D'awwwwwwww :]
:D!
7: Duct Tape!
Wrap a zombie from head to toe in duct tape and throw it in the streets!
:D!
phahahahaha
>:]
Dylan's Blog
Back!
Posted on August 1, 2008 at 6:59pm 0 Comments 0 Likes
I just got back from vacation!! :O!
I was on 4 plane rides and every single time i had the window seat next to the wing
have you ever seen the episode of the twighlight zone where william shatner is on the plane and the big monkey starts ripping the wing up so the shat man kills it?
yeah that episode used to give me nightmares when i was little
if that monkey can get on a plane it could be anywhere right? thats what i was scared of when i was a little kid among many other… Continue
I was on 4 plane rides and every single time i had the window seat next to the wing
have you ever seen the episode of the twighlight zone where william shatner is on the plane and the big monkey starts ripping the wing up so the shat man kills it?
yeah that episode used to give me nightmares when i was little
if that monkey can get on a plane it could be anywhere right? thats what i was scared of when i was a little kid among many other… Continue
My z-day plan (pretty much the best one I've ever seen)
Posted on July 2, 2008 at 1:30am 0 Comments 0 Likes
When it all hits I'm going straight to the dry cleaners. Through all the madness the dry cleaners will do anything to get some money to buy some anti-zombie spray. I will tell them to dryclean a koala bracelet, and then he will go in the back room to do it. While he is distracted I will make my move. I will grab the phone there and call the army base. I'll tell them to give me all the guns their or I'll blow it up. They will give me all the guns, and then get really mad that someone stole all… Continue
Comment Wall (68 comments)
- At 11:45pm on April 29, 2009,
Seneca the Great said… - Dylan, have you bought RE5?
- At 9:56am on February 10, 2009, Seneca the Great said…
- Totally, man. Hey, you should join the M.A.M.! It's that anti-group I was talking about. If you join, could you try to recruit others? It would be really nice to get all this "Help! I'm being attacked by zombies!" role-play off chat and message boards.
And dude, I totally saw an X-Play special on it. It looks freaking INTENSE! WRAAAAARGH!
- At 8:48pm on February 8, 2009, Seneca the Great said…
- Dude, that's not the problem, I'm talking all the people that think the stupid "let's make an army" crap is real. All these groups that are all way too defensive about their groups and give eachother ranks like they do B.J.'s.
Role playing is fine with me, as long as you understand that you actually are role playing.
Dude, I totally want to play the demo like NO FREAKING OTHER.
- At 9:51pm on February 4, 2009, Seneca the Great said…
- Hahaha! Alright, dude, awesome. That makes four of us. You know, maybe if we can at least get 10, maybe then, we could get other people to start catching on, and it'll hopefully spread like Rosie O'Donnel for a Krispy Kreme.
- At 9:51pm on February 2, 2009, Seneca the Great said…
- Yeah, man! This place is going south, FAST.
I'd like to make a group that wants to make this place like it was, but I need to know there's at least gonna be a decent number of people.
You interested? If we get enough, maybe we could petition to get all these role-playing wannabe's off the site.
- At 8:44pm on January 9, 2009,
March Rabbit; said… - lol.
ily.
myspace.com/gigglexx
ADDME FOOL'
- At 8:37am on January 2, 2009, March Rabbit; said…
- (: what'd you get for christmas?
- At 10:50am on December 7, 2008, March Rabbit; said…
- i know this.
):
-sadsadsad-
how're you?
- At 5:54pm on October 28, 2008,
Dylan said… - Hi , im not dylan. Dylan and his girlfriend are in a meeting with some condoms and a bed and mr.stick... Lol
But uh yeah he is busy though. He uses DarkDylan13 all the time on his aim. So Dylan on here if you have an aim just im him. Is your time cetral time??? If so dont i.m. him during 6am to 5pm on mondays through thursdays. Thats when we raid. OKay im going because it sounds like dylan murdered that zombie if y'know what i mean ;)
- At 5:27am on October 11, 2008, March Rabbit; said…
- hahah
(:
we have a halloween USA here and my brother always crys when we go in.
|: i'm like shut it.
and he cries more.
what are the odds, right?
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