Edward "Zombie" Johnson's Page

"I'd probably call my group Dumbledore's Army. Because even after Z-Poc, the ideals instilled by the Harry Potter book series hold true."

"Edged weapon:katana/machete Blunt Weapon:Crowbar all day Other:Rebar Hammer from Fallout New Vegas"

"You spelled apocalypse incorrectly. What a n00b."

"Heavy Metal sucks, so...Beethoven's 5th."

"In terms of multi-use, the crowbar reigns supreme. A. Bludgeon B. Stabbing Implement C. Prybar D.Spit-Roast"

"That is amazing."

"Group Vs. Alone: Group Weapons: Semi-Auto Rifle, Pistol Sidearm Move Vs. Fortify: Depends on the situation Kill all who turn Fire Vs. Explosions: Neither Crowbar Vs. Knife: Knife Help Vs. Leave: Depends on how much help is needed Try to survive at…"

"A compound at least 100 by 100 feet. 20 foot walls of concrete reinforced by rebar. Maybe even a second wall. Inside the compound would be small cabin like structures made of available material. Hopefully a bomb shelter near the cabins. Plots for…"

"Hell no. The shattered fragment of the skull caused by the 9mm bullet I put into it could cut me. The fluids would infect me. Zombie. Not cool."

"In the words of the great Ludacris: "I came, I saw, I hit 'em right dead in the jaw.""

"I would devise a rationing system, and then eat the fresh food first, saving the canned/non-perishables for later usage."

"A Ford Ranger extended cab with a camper shell. In the bed there would be a small cot to sleep on, and the rations/weapons/general gear for zombie survival. Roof rack on top to which is attached a mountain bike and as much gasoline as can be…"

"Depends on the situation. If you are in a defensible location, strength comes in numbers. However, while traveling through Z infestations you want to stay below ten people."

"A 2000 cubic inch hiking back. 3-5 days food(with shelf life) 1-2 Gallons of water A hammock tent 50 rounds rifle 25 rounds pistol basic first aid kit Knife possibly some explosives"

"A 2000 cubic inch hiking back. 3-5 days food(with shelf life) 1-2 Gallons of water A hammock tent 50 rounds rifle 25 rounds pistol basic first aid kit Knife possibly some explosives"

"Oh good. Because I am sane."