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Evil Kimberly
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"Battle not with monsters lest ye become a monster. And if you gaze into the abyss the abyss gazes into you."
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- About Me...
- i like zombies. but not in a gross necrophiliac way. more like in a want to severe their heads kinda way. or maybe keep one locked up in a shed to play video games with kinda way. sometimes i fantasize about what it would be like to join the dark side. you know, be a flesh eater for awhile. tear some helpless blonde bimbo apart limb by limb. i'd imagine people taste a lot like chichen, since everything tastes like chicken. shit did i just say that out loud? would you kindly disregard that? (i said "would you kindly" so that means you pretty much have to do it.) damn now i've lost my train of thought. who are you again? it doesn't matter. oh shit theres a bear! can you hand me that shotgun buddy? also that chair.
- At the time of the zombie outbreak I was...
- smoking bongs in the shower... yes in the shower...
- Weapon of choice for fighting zombies...
- anything i can get my hands on...
- How did you find out about LostZombies.com...
- that rectangle on my dresser that flashes pretty moving pictures and spews forth mind numbing propaganda...
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Posted on August 27, 2008 at 10:31pm 2 Comments 0 Likes
I woke up that night to the sound of my children screaming. I will never forget it. Its a sound that makes a mothers heart stop right in the middle of a beat. The twins had just turned 6, an my daughter, she was 13. At first I thought I was dreaming. I laid there for a second expecting myself to wake up. But then I realized, I was already awake. This was no dream. I threw the blankets off of me and jumped out of bed. By the time I made it down the hallway to the stairs I realized only one of… Continue
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