I smoke cigarettes relentlessly and there are few things I love more than when a deep philosophical conversation is ruined by a PowerThirst quote.
At the time of the zombie outbreak I was...
Perched on the roof of our garage, I heard a low rumble roll through the air, and a blob slowly seeping into the cornfield. Scrambling into the window I knoched my ashtray down the shallow roof incline, while I made a mad dash to our shed for my bike (for when the time came to skip out of home base), some smaller weapons and my beloved pick-axe. This in hand, I was able to prepare foodstuffs for emergency travel with peace of mind. I heard an altercation with a neaby tractor and sighed with relief as my jerk of a neighbor had simultaneously taken out about fifteen zombies as well as himself. Soup, crackers, a fifth of cheap whiskey, I even had cookies I had made that morning. This wasn't turning out to be too terrible of a day at all...
Weapon of choice for fighting zombies...
Preparedness is my weapon of choice. I've trained myself to deal with everything from the common pick-axe to an altered barstool. You never know where you will be, and thus, never know what you'll have at hand.
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welcome to the menu, big fan of preparedness here too. smoke em if ya got em
At 12:01pm on September 25, 2008, Pale Horseman said…
Thanx for the add!
At 9:54am on September 23, 2008, Matt Campbell said…
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At 8:05pm on September 18, 2008, Pale Horseman said…
Hi, welcome to LZ. About ure profile descriptor it sounds kinda how i deal with life. Have fun here cause the peope are pretty nice and there are some real good wirters too.
Hey feed us a little story about your zombie outbreak. I just want to know if people are for real when it comes to this site. Judging by your pic you seem like a cool chic but you lack Zombie Flair. Still, good conversation is always good. Im looking to build a Zombie Slayers army on this site...
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