Horseface Jon
Horseface Jon
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What is the best way to eat Humans?

Started this discussion. Last reply by SoToxic Sep 19, 2008. 6 Replies

SURVIVORS...

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Horseface Jon replied to Kishin's discussion 'Best zombie weapon'
The best zombie weapon is...rubber gloves
Jul 6, 2011
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Axe commented on Horseface Jon's blog post 'it's been quite some time'
Hows your food supply ? tell me how long do u live without food =]
Jul 26, 2010
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North commented on Horseface Jon's blog post 'WHERE HAVE I BEEN?'
I MISSED YOU JONNY BOY!
Mar 10, 2010

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About Me...

we are zombie. We are the true survivors. your brains are belong to us.

At the time of the zombie outbreak I was...
disecting humans, eating, tasting, consuming their flesh and gray matter.
Weapon of choice for fighting zombies...
rubber gloves.

JOIN THE ZOMBIEARMY group!

IF you are a zombie and are looking for some representation: WE HAVE WHAT YOUR LOOKING FOR FELLOWS- THE ZOMBIE ARMY! JOIN AND MURDER YOUR WAY TO THE TOP WITH YOUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS!



WE DEMAND BRAINS
(to hear more from the transfiguration of the undead visit)=

http://www.myspace.com/perpetualdarknessmachine

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WHERE HAVE I BEEN?

Posted on January 20, 2009 at 6:54am 1 Comment

I'll TELL YOU HUMANS WHERE I've BEEN
I've been growing a beard thats where.

and I've been stocking up on weapons like axes
and shotguns

no no not for killing zombies,
for
the protection
of zombie kind.

So yeah that's pretty much it.

Feed me your brains. etc.
Horseface Jon

We Grew a Mustache!

Posted on October 2, 2008 at 12:30pm 0 Comments

underneath all that shirt grew one GLORIOUS MUSTACHE!

think of it as bate- to a bite.
Horseface Jon

it's been quite some time

Posted on September 3, 2008 at 10:03am 1 Comment

AND we STILL LONG FOR YOUR BRAINS HUMANS.

we are getting thirsty over here. Are you?

How are you doing on food? are you prepared? I doubt it. How long can you live on a few old cans of beans?

eventually you will slip. Your guard will be let down, and we will strike. JOIN us.

Become something more than mere humanity.

Join our zombie ranks-where we are all equal.
Horseface Jon

PERPETUAL DARKNESS MACHINE

Posted on July 28, 2008 at 1:23pm 0 Comments

http://www.myspace.com/perpetualdarknessmachine
Horseface Jon

BRAIAIAINNNSSSSSS

Posted on June 24, 2008 at 1:09pm 1 Comment

BRAINS? BRAAAIAINNEEESSSSSS

BRAAAHAEEEEENNEEESS

BBRAAAA IAIIIIIEEENNENNNSSSSSS


brains.

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At 7:26am on February 26, 2010, NorthNorth said…
MY BRAINS DO NOT BELONG TO YOU!
At 11:20am on April 25, 2009, NorthNorth said…
Have you fed on any FRESH brains lately?
Just asking,been a long time since I talked to ya.
Like a couple of months.
At 6:59am on February 25, 2009, CaseyCasey said…
My brain does not belong to you./
At 6:03am on February 25, 2009, NorthNorth said…
Did you get the brains sent in the mail yet?
At 4:14am on October 8, 2008, KmthirteenKmthirteen said…
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At 4:35pm on October 6, 2008, KmthirteenKmthirteen said…
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Is that you on the ground?
At 4:06pm on October 2, 2008, NorthNorth said…
Did you get the brains yet?I sent them in the mail!!
At 12:08pm on October 2, 2008, Travis MclaughlinTravis Mclaughlin said…
Anal nathrach,do che'l de'nmha, anal nathrach."it is a Celtic death curse meaning "Serpent's breath, charm of life and death, thy omen of making." Please be careful in reading it or you may end up in the Otherworld burning in Hell for all eternity
At 12:16pm on September 29, 2008, NorthNorth said…
-_- I'll sent brains later.
At 2:56pm on September 28, 2008, NorthNorth said…
How is the brain eating thing working out Jon?
 
 
 

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