"The best zombie weapon is...rubber gloves"
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Horseface Jon
- 33, Male
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What is the best way to eat Humans?
Started this discussion. Last reply by SoToxic Sep 19, 2008. 6 Replies 0 Likes
SURVIVORS...
Started this discussion. Last reply by Praxile™ Sep 13, 2008. 60 Replies 0 Likes
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Axe commented on Horseface Jon's blog post it's been quite some time"Hows your food supply ? tell me how long do u live without food =]"
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- About Me...
we are zombie. We are the true survivors. your brains are belong to us.
- At the time of the zombie outbreak I was...
- disecting humans, eating, tasting, consuming their flesh and gray matter.
- Weapon of choice for fighting zombies...
- rubber gloves.
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WE DEMAND BRAINS
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WE DEMAND BRAINS
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WHERE HAVE I BEEN?
Posted on January 20, 2009 at 6:54am 1 Comment 0 Likes
I'll TELL YOU HUMANS WHERE I've BEEN
I've been growing a beard thats where.
and I've been stocking up on weapons like axes
and shotguns
no no not for killing zombies,
for
the protection
of zombie kind.
So yeah that's pretty much it.
Feed me your brains. etc.
I've been growing a beard thats where.
and I've been stocking up on weapons like axes
and shotguns
no no not for killing zombies,
for
the protection
of zombie kind.
So yeah that's pretty much it.
Feed me your brains. etc.
We Grew a Mustache!
Posted on October 2, 2008 at 12:30pm 0 Comments 0 Likes
underneath all that shirt grew one GLORIOUS MUSTACHE!
think of it as bate- to a bite.
think of it as bate- to a bite.
it's been quite some time
Posted on September 3, 2008 at 10:03am 1 Comment 0 Likes
AND we STILL LONG FOR YOUR BRAINS HUMANS.
we are getting thirsty over here. Are you?
How are you doing on food? are you prepared? I doubt it. How long can you live on a few old cans of beans?
eventually you will slip. Your guard will be let down, and we will strike. JOIN us.
Become something more than mere humanity.
Join our zombie ranks-where we are all equal.
we are getting thirsty over here. Are you?
How are you doing on food? are you prepared? I doubt it. How long can you live on a few old cans of beans?
eventually you will slip. Your guard will be let down, and we will strike. JOIN us.
Become something more than mere humanity.
Join our zombie ranks-where we are all equal.
PERPETUAL DARKNESS MACHINE
Posted on July 28, 2008 at 1:23pm 0 Comments 0 Likes
http://www.myspace.com/perpetualdarknessmachine
BRAIAIAINNNSSSSSS
Posted on June 24, 2008 at 1:09pm 1 Comment 0 Likes
BRAINS? BRAAAIAINNEEESSSSSS
BRAAAHAEEEEENNEEESS
BBRAAAA IAIIIIIEEENNENNNSSSSSS
brains.
BRAAAHAEEEEENNEEESS
BBRAAAA IAIIIIIEEENNENNNSSSSSS
brains.
Comment Wall (77 comments)
- At 7:26am on February 26, 2010,
North said… - MY BRAINS DO NOT BELONG TO YOU!
- At 11:20am on April 25, 2009, North said…
- Have you fed on any FRESH brains lately?
Just asking,been a long time since I talked to ya.
Like a couple of months.
- At 6:59am on February 25, 2009,
Casey said… - My brain does not belong to you./
- At 6:03am on February 25, 2009, North said…
- Did you get the brains sent in the mail yet?
- At 4:14am on October 8, 2008,
Kmthirteen said… 
- At 4:35pm on October 6, 2008, Kmthirteen said…
Is that you on the ground?
- At 4:06pm on October 2, 2008, North said…
- Did you get the brains yet?I sent them in the mail!!
- At 12:08pm on October 2, 2008,
Travis Mclaughlin said… - Anal nathrach,do che'l de'nmha, anal nathrach."it is a Celtic death curse meaning "Serpent's breath, charm of life and death, thy omen of making." Please be careful in reading it or you may end up in the Otherworld burning in Hell for all eternity
- At 12:16pm on September 29, 2008, North said…
- -_- I'll sent brains later.
- At 2:56pm on September 28, 2008, North said…
- How is the brain eating thing working out Jon?
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