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So I had just finished eating my sandwich when this putrid odor wafted into the room. I very nearly threw up, but so determined was I not to lose the delicious contents of my stomach that I held it down. I looked for the source of the offensive smell. It seemed to be eminating from the basement, so I grabbed my handy dandy flashlight and went to check it out. I opened the door to see a Dirty Hobo standing on the stair. He smelled foul and was missing limbs. I immediatly shut the door and went… Continue

Today I had a rather delicious sandwich. It was made just right with the perfect proportions of Breaded Chicken, Feta Cheese (With little bits of Tomato and Basil I might add), And Garlic bread, with little bits of garlic inside the bread. It was the pinnacle of sandwich engineering, and I had it for lunch. I would show you guys a picture, but I ate it. It was a flavorful explosion, delectable to the tastes and delightful to the senses. All in All, it was the perfect sandwich. Oh, and some… Continue