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Zombie Kill of the Month

Started this discussion. Last reply by biohazard Jan 6, 2010. 22 Replies

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biohazard replied to Jim Merrill's discussion Zombie Kill of the Month
"pump it full of hydrogen and set a flaming hamster into the room"
Jan 6, 2010
Jim Merrill replied to Jim Merrill's discussion Zombie Kill of the Month
"Zambie won't feel the pain or I'd think it was hilarious. Don't know if any dog will get that close to him really. Last time my dog, a Rott and Pitt mix named Tyler Durdin, ventured close to zambie, he knocked zambie down, jumped on…"
Dec 21, 2009
Ttens 25 replied to Jim Merrill's discussion Zombie Kill of the Month
"get 20 chihuahua dogs, and starve them for 4 days. Cover zombie in dog food then release aforesaid dogs. See how Z likes being eaten!"
Dec 21, 2009
Jim Merrill replied to Jim Merrill's discussion Zombie Kill of the Month
"Nice work. I like the idea. I think I'll have the pull the trigger on some disposal technique after the holidays. I'm getting tired of dealing with him. He's pritty much a twitcher anymore. Last time I pulled him out for an ass…"
Dec 21, 2009
Lima Bravo replied to Jim Merrill's discussion Zombie Kill of the Month
"i saw an article online about a knife that shoots 24g of compressed gas into the wound and explodes the target from inside out. that seems like it would be quite an entertaining way to kill a Zulu. you could have some fun blowing its body up and…"
Dec 19, 2009
Jim Merrill replied to Jim Merrill's discussion Zombie Kill of the Month
"But he doesn't feel pain, he would just do a T2 acid drop with a thumbs up. Keep them coming. Jim"
Dec 7, 2009
Jim Merrill replied to Jim Merrill's discussion Zombie Kill of the Month
"NIce... I can rent one pritty cheap too. I'm going to look into this one foe show... Thanks Tony. Jim"
Dec 4, 2009
Masked Hunt replied to Jim Merrill's discussion Zombie Kill of the Month
"Simple, just drop him into a vat of acid, or if that's not feasible, car battery acid is pretty corrosive."
Dec 3, 2009
Tony replied to Jim Merrill's discussion Zombie Kill of the Month
"Two words... Tree. Chipper."
Dec 3, 2009
Jim Merrill replied to Jim Merrill's discussion Zombie Kill of the Month
"Chirs, nice, but we've done that a couple times. I'll have to post a synopsis soon of how zambie has been reduced to a twitcher. Kind of the main reason I want to get rid of him. Just not that much fun anymore. Jim"
Nov 30, 2009
christopher scott replied to Jim Merrill's discussion Zombie Kill of the Month
"you should tie him up in a tree and have some of your freinds to beat him like a pinata"
Nov 25, 2009
Jim Merrill replied to Jim Merrill's discussion Zombie Kill of the Month
"Cell, I love the idea of freezing him and Christmasing him up! I could freeze him solid and see if a shot from the .45 would smash him into pieces like the scene from Terminator 2.... What do you think? Jim"
Nov 5, 2009
Cellar Rat replied to Jim Merrill's discussion Zombie Kill of the Month
"You are up in Michigan right? Well, I say when winter sets in, you tie him up outside and hose him down with water every hour or so until you get a good coat of ice on him. Soon you'll have a Zombie ice structure that you can keep on your lawn…"
Oct 31, 2009
Jim Merrill replied to Jim Merrill's discussion Zombie Kill of the Month
"Now this is starting to get interesting... I like the bomb aaspect. Let em ponder this avenue... Thanks gentlemen."
Oct 29, 2009
806 Survivor, Logan replied to Jim Merrill's discussion Zombie Kill of the Month
"How about you stick a dry ice bomb in his mouth? Or you could just ya know...run him over with a lawn mower or something :P"
Oct 28, 2009
Jim Merrill replied to Jim Merrill's discussion Zombie Kill of the Month
"Hmmm, I'm thinking more like tying each leg to a horse and slapping them on the gluteus maximos. I mean a grand finally... Besides, T is old and zambie will take him down. No one wants to see a zambie T. You'd have to shoot that guy, You…"
Oct 13, 2009

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Zombie Kill of the Month??

Posted on October 13, 2009 at 3:33pm 0 Comments

I posted the following on the recommendations board and wanted to extend the offer to kill zambie by the most creative means possible to the main written board.



8^)

Jim



"OK, back to your site after a two month hiatus... BTW, the site looks great, a lot easier to read. After being reinvigorated from the "movie" (you all know which one), I propose a Zombie Kill of the Month. I've held zambie hostage for about six, very sudoriferous months. I mean talk about a bummer at… Continue

Holding zombie hostage (continued)

Posted on April 27, 2009 at 9:30am 0 Comments

Let me set the scene... It's about eighty degrees fahrenheit and the Tigers are on the radio playing KC. I'm BBQing wings and bratwursts and knocking a few balls through wickets. Zambie did a fine job on the lawn and coupled with the rain of late, I have a putting green in the making.



Soon, my daughter and her soon to be husband show up. That's fine, I am cooking don't you know. However, I notice that Jesse has a gas-mask, M16 and AK47...



Someone has been braking the first… Continue

Holding zombie hostage (continued)

Posted on April 26, 2009 at 7:30am 2 Comments

OK... Got the damn car sold, not an easy task. You ever get into a car where there's a hint of BO? You know what I mean, you have to analyze the malodor in order to categorize it properly. I could see the prospective buyers doing just that as they eased into the car, this was no run-of-the-mill BO. It was zombie's revenge funk for farming him out for three for five ass beatings at the carnival. Anyway, closed.



Yes, I finished the back door too. Evey time I smacked my knuckles… Continue

Holding zombie hostage (continued)

Posted on April 23, 2009 at 5:00pm 5 Comments

So I'm sitting around watching "Natural Born Killers" and thinking about what Celler Rat (Cell for short) said in one of the replies... Hiring me to catch a zombie, shipping one, and generally making money with zombie... Hmmm, how can I make zombie work for me?



Little background: when I'm not doling out shellackings to zombie, I like to play croquet. It's spring time and it's been raining quite a bit, the backyard is lumpy and needs fertilizer. I turn to zombie.



Mental… Continue

Holding zombie hostage (continued)

Posted on April 21, 2009 at 6:00pm 2 Comments

I learned something today, once a limb is detached from zombie, the decomposition is severely accelerated. Zombie's severed leg at the hands of the carnies had to be dealt with immediately.



So what am I going to do? I have very limited options... There's a huge dog just kiddie-corner off my back yard. I could go back there pretending to work on the yard and nonchalantly toss zombie's leg over the fence. Hell, the mutt would probably enjoy it, maybe stop barking at me every time I get… Continue

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