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"how about a 4 foot length of rebar   it's strong it's made of metal and it can lay a lot of whoopass on zeds kinda easy to find around construction sites  "

"what you get for playing mumbly peg with yourself being a zombie is easy if you do it right  "

"I got lawyers guns and money. Handle this x)  "

"Death before Dishonor   Semper fi  "

"I sat there on my pillow staring at the horde. Don't get me wrong there wasn't a Horde at first. Just one or two poking their hands over the top soil. Soon there were more, like three or four. It was then that we knew we had a problem."

"I sat  in the one place I thought I could find safety. It was a bank vault in a half assed place I called home. I am safe but the air is running out... Oh yeah this is my last will and testament, I leave everything to my cat. I hear them…"

"I like the walking dead. Slow and stupid, then they get a hive mind together and work together, then it's interesting. the best defeat for the zombie horde then is to beat feet   I don't need to out run them, all I need to do is out…"

"The scary ones are the 28 days later ones, Romero zombies are sorta simple. Just nudge em and they fall over. Even in mass you get killed by a Romero zombie you deserve it. I'm talking about rabid zombies that chase you down."

"What kinda zombies are we talking about the haha Romero ones or the 28 days later ones. Ones scary the others are just boot food.  "

"Semprini   Iambic Pentamater Sarcasm Irony A coked up monkey with a switchblade Picture or brains picture of brains on a stick  "