Joseph Malakowsky's Page

"I say the worst weapon is your fists."

"A wind jacket and some exercise pants. And for some reason...Do not ask me why...i have one of those mouth guards you can get at hospitals if you have a cough or the flu and they make you wear them... on my dresser."

"I have one of my sword's hanging on the wall behind me. Only VERY big dis-advanted is that im about 1/2 foot away from the door."

"My dog. Pure breed siberian husky."

"I say just 2x4 the window's and maybe if i can afford it something stronger for the door's and a sledge so i can break the stairs. Maybe make some jagged poles out of brooms if it can be supported enough under window's so if they do…"

"What if they ain't Shamblers? I mean i hope that during the zpoc they are all shamblers but what if they are super athletic?"

"What if it's starting?"

"If there are any sign's of the coming outbreak i might try to get to Alaska. If im lucky zombie's wont be able to stand the cold and die."

"Im have a phobia of spider's and Tornadoe's so when it come's to basement's and celler's im out and bad weather scares me but i can stand it."

"Yeah then you forget to turn around in your bloodlust and get eaten. Sounds like lots of fun!"

"If it keep's me alive im pretty sure id eat it."

"My Greatgrandfather collected war axes and swords. When he died he gave them to my grandpa and when he died he gave them to me so i have 3 swords and a 2 war axes. only the swords are actually sharp though."

"I can wait for the outbreak and you wont last long. What are you gonna use to fight them? Military weapon's? Yeah cause you have connections i suppose. Unless you think you are gonna live with household stuff like baseball bat's and knives."

"You know some people say that in the event of the zombie apocalypse they would hide on the roof or barricade house's. Now what if the zombie's arent slow or are incredibally storng? I mean sure i would love to hide in my house but what if…"