All Zombies Must DIE !!!

I Love to kill the zombies so much, that I kills the zombies. Thats how I roll. If you are a zombie or I WILL KILL YOU. So if any zombies out there want to die just come see me.

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I even know how to kill zombies. Continue

You see this zombies, Yes thats right I kill zombies. No way are they getting my brains, my brains belong in my skull not in the belly of one of those wretched beasts. I have a better idea, lets remove the zombies brain from the skull, I think its a great idea.

It seems no matter how valiant my efforts are, that my duty as a humanitarian to kill all zombies for my fellow brothers of the human race, is futile. Everyday it's another zombie to stupid to think for it's self, it has to come and try to take my brains. Stupid zombies don't you know, I kill fucking zombies. I enjoy doing this, killing those bastards is the most fun I have ever had, and believe me I've had some fun. I also find killing zombies very therapeutic, plus it's a great workout. Oh… Continue

I hate zombies, with the moaning & drooling & what not. It is OK to fuel you hatred for zombies. All zombies must die.