Get On Your Knees And Beg.

"get laid."

"wellthe guns are by the bedroom door. but! my nine is in the dresser, there are straight razors above my head and my big knive right next to me. im pretty set."

"Yeah, once you had the real thing, theres no going back..."

"I dont see how rotted skin and drool and guts can be "hot," so I think I'm gonna pass on that one"

"So would most guys. I on the other hand have standards.    But still, let's just for a second consider the biohazard involved with this....   Just wrong on soooo many levels."

"Deadgirl :0"

"he'd screw anything with a vag"

"yes!"

"why thank you sir.tis all the truth. shes a horriable actor. shes not hot. brely even cute. and she has toe thumbs"

"Deadgirl :0"

"Lol"

"I forget the name of the movie, beacause it was soo bad but, after z-poc this dude had a hot zombie chained up in the garage who he would have his way with but, couldn't get it up for his wife!? Well, they found a kid who took to the mom and…"

"Wrong, wrong, WRONG! Your friend a closet necrophiliac or something?"

"My answer "uhh no?..here let me show you a movie on why I wouldn't do that, it's called deadgirl""

"besides she would probably fake her orgazim with really bad acting."

"Ha ha ha...I echo your sentiments Sean. I never thought I'd read those words on Lost Zombies. Bravo Kelly. And may I say, what a very unique.....interesting question... ... being a respectable gent I'm not going to answer."