Beep Beep Richie

God is dead
I'm scared
I'm sorry

If you're reading this you are either a scavenger or a survivor. From what you have seen in this house, you are either totally shocked or it is already second nature. From the sounds you hear in the basement, you have either taken care of it or you are cautious. After this letter, you will either pass judgement or you will empathize. If you pass judgement, the only words I have for you are fuck you. You didn't see what I saw. If you empathize, there are no words… Continue

5/12: If you were the lead in a zombie movie, what would your Zombie Slaying name be?

5/11: Book Titles that would be good with zombies/zombie themes in them.

5/8: What Band name would be better if it was zombie related?

5/7: If you could remake a movie and put zombies in it, what movie would it be?

5/6: If you could have zombies in any sport, what sport would it be and what zombie would be the star?

5/5: If your mom came back/turned into a zombie, what would you get her for mothers day?

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I will be adding to this a few times a week:

6/3
Zombies Hate Rappers/Bling Causes Indigestion/They Prefer Nudists

5/28
Worker Bee Right Now/Party Animal Tonight/Zombie Tomorrow

5/27:
mommy, hey mommy/why is daddy eating her/HE IS JUST HUNGRY

5/19
The Hunger Grows Deep/Muscles Running On Instinct/Time To Dine On Brains

5/15
Blood Grows Cold, Pulse Slows/ Eyes Glaze Over, Skin Sags Too/ Weekends Bring Zombies

5/14
Grab Yourself a Drink/Smile and Kiss Your Ass Goodbye/Zombie War Check List… Continue

If you were to get a pet and wanted to name it a zombie related name, what would it be?

Mine would be Romero

#MFZARMonday : where people on Twitter talk about brain dead people they would like to see eaten by zombies.

1. @BryceJenkins
#MFZARMonday: Those 12 year old kids on Xbox Live who feel screaming is a valid form of communication with rational adults enjoying a game.

2.@midnight_faerie
#MFZARMonday People that make fun of you when you tell them you have a plan in… Continue