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"Well im at a cafe....so im guessing the zombie would go for the people right infront of the door...sooo i would run outside when its attacking other people. then ill run home which is 2 mins away and lock my metal door. Then ill start making weapons…"

"good point re: baby wipes - they can also be used for general clean up and "bird-bathing" in addition to toilet paper. If they dry out, you can re-wet them with water and they stay moist for some time. Always carry them in ziplock bags."

"Papa, some of us are dirty dirty girls - LOL I know people (not out here) who take TWO showers a day. I could see that if you worked in construction, but not for an office job. Plus, we have people on this thread who think TOILET paper is a…"

"if I am running from or fighting ZED, the last thing on my mind is going to be the load in my drawers. If I am at camp, then I have the luxury of a shovel dug hole or maybe even a 5 gallon bucket. I can shower using only 2 1/2 gallons of water,…"

"no what happens afterward is the clean up process..."

"You are going to shit yourself and piss your pants the first time you encounter the ZED. After that initial experience, what happens afterwards is moot."

"Well wherever you go, make sure you don't end up near it. Last thing you want is to get sick =("

"Should you just fell off to the ground - play dead to peeing cause you just can't stand it but too many Z's around wanted you for snacks... or if you traveling by boat on your survival plan escaping - you're freely to peeing anywhere…"

"apparently you havent been in the woods before :) bring some toilet paper, leaves suck"

"Rod Usher or Jeff Hardy whichever one i'll be happy wahaha!!!"

"haha good point."

"Does that lady in the back count aswell? lol"

"A Fork, cellphone, pan, china figure, knife, num-chucks wahaha!!! As for the chainsaw.... just keep yer mouth shut and dont let blood get in yer mouff!"

"They do rot, but for the whole body to completely decompose it would take a looong time. Ugh imagine he smell after a few years!"

"Suicide is for weeners and weaklings. I would run and shove my way out, if one tryed to take a bite then thats where my bullet goes. Besides suicide isnt my style ;p"

"Yeah but one does not want to get pee on their pants, girls could totally pee into a jar standing up. Haha you can get ah like those things where you pee and it just goes into a like uhm not a camelback, similar thing strapped to the side of your…"