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- About Me...
- I'm a lean, mean, Zombie killin' machine, baby! My buddy Reaper and I are in the zombie killin' business, and business is good!
- At the time of the zombie outbreak I was...
- I can't remember............
- Weapon of choice for fighting zombies...
- Baseball bat and my BOOMSTICK.
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- Reaper
You have a 89% chance of surviving a zombie outbreak
The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. (waiting for attack) You most definately will live through the zombie attack making you a lean-mean zombie killing machine. You would save the day and probably end up doggystyle with a hot chick you saved, later having a giant statue made in your honor. Jerk. Zombie Survival Test Take More Quizzes
The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.
1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
3. I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.
4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.
5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a 45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a 46.'
6. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm.
'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?'
'No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle or a shotgun.'
7. Beware the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!
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Comment Wall (29 comments)
- At 7:22am on October 31, 2009,
Greenman said… 
- At 2:19pm on October 20, 2009, Skot (Lost) gave SLAYER a gift…
- At 11:01pm on June 9, 2009,
Jason Murphy said… - yeah man I know what you mean I am already in the process of attempting to complete a report focused around following their migration and moving patterns to help anyone who unlucky enough to be stuck in the nomadic survival group
- At 4:28am on May 7, 2009,
Greenman said…
- Welcome to the High Rollers Club.
Thank You for Joining.
GAME ON!
- At 6:24pm on April 11, 2009,
Greenman said…
- At 11:26am on April 10, 2009,
Manny Dispatcher said… 
- At 5:48am on March 30, 2009,
Greenman said…
- At 11:42am on March 3, 2009,
Greenman said…
- At 3:06pm on February 12, 2009,
Sarah said… - If only you had a chainsaw arm.
- At 6:03am on February 1, 2009,
Greenman said…
Everyone is dying to know if you saw your shadow? Have a Happy Groundhog's Day.
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